Parttime-Princess
Parttime-Princess t1_j1cwduz wrote
>I was never tempted so much to hit a child...
While it is a good thing you didn't do it, I totally understand that feeling. What a little shit. His parents are doing him a disservice and this is all their fault, but it also makes you and other people suffer.
Good on you for taking no shit from the kid. Sue them, no matter how much it may impact "family relationships".
Parttime-Princess t1_ixnuqwa wrote
Reply to comment by MadHouseFire in TIFU by almost having my pen*s permanently stuck in a hand gripper by AnnoyingAnsweringAnt
Won't work in this case. The idea of those tricks is to divert the blood from the penis to another part of your body. But in this case the blood flow was cut off. So the blood could not travel from the penis to another body part. It was trapped.
So OP kinda made every trick in the "make the boner disappear" book useless, except straight up cutting of the boner
Parttime-Princess t1_iwfxvic wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
It seriously keeps surprising me every time I see a post with a teen not allowed to have a freaking door for their bedroom. Like what. Privacy is a human right
Parttime-Princess t1_iwfxp5e wrote
Reply to comment by mentat70 in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
That's called EQ funnily enough
Parttime-Princess t1_ja7hh7s wrote
Reply to comment by blainooo in TIFU by telling my bf I want a lap dance by hellopoppyskit
I noticed that as well. Pretty odd behaviour on OP's part