Gil-Gandel
Gil-Gandel OP t1_jdi81i9 wrote
Reply to comment by SpiralSuitcase in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Who hurt you?
Gil-Gandel OP t1_jdhmloi wrote
Reply to comment by SpiralSuitcase in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
You haven't argued with many women lately, I guess.
Gil-Gandel OP t1_jdhf03r wrote
Reply to comment by fairlyPertain in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
The real upvotes are in the comments.
Gil-Gandel t1_ja352gt wrote
Reply to comment by MoonMan12321 in A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
He's lost the other nine digits.
Gil-Gandel t1_j5prxuo wrote
Reply to My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
Fibonacci
Sequences
Are hard;
But even so
Just follow one simple rule
And you will understand it all soon enough
Or get this far, decide not to bother, and give up for good.
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4kaf2n wrote
Reply to comment by VoiceOfSoftware in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
The side that gets wet, duh.
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4i4vmg wrote
Reply to comment by VoiceOfSoftware in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Ja, but vat happens if you pour it into a Gross bottle?
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4hv5qv wrote
Reply to comment by Void_vix in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
And that would be -beer.
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4hv0c1 wrote
Reply to comment by VoiceOfSoftware in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
The outside of the bottle gets wet.
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4hevte wrote
Reply to comment by brackenish1 in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Many people would interpret "square glass" as "glass with a square cross-section". They're the kind that are guaranteed not to leave rings on tables.
Now how about the skeleton who walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop?
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4h07iv wrote
Reply to comment by Juxtapoisson in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Root beer is a type of drink. The unit for food and drink is "meal" therefore beer is a square meal.
Gil-Gandel t1_j47g6f7 wrote
Reply to Please, help me identify a joke! by Aelirenn
Some suggestions already. Also, a lad waking up grievously injured in hospital and asking "...did they bring me here to die?". "No mate, they brought you in yesterdie".
Gil-Gandel t1_j2d2qh3 wrote
Reply to comment by vartha in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
It wouldn't be surprising. Knowing you're not coming down off that thing alive, I guess you'd reach the just-get-this-over-with point after a while.
On this occasion I don't know that it was with any particular merciful intention -- just to get the execution over with before sundown, as there was a Jewish holy day coming up (and the calendar changes at sunset, not midnight).
Gil-Gandel t1_j29w7f8 wrote
Reply to comment by 1TenDesigns in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
Sure, but you could stop when you were tired. Now figure that you can't let go, you can't grip with your hands, your arm muscles aren't taking weight in any kind of helpful manner, but you're being forced to stay in that pose in a dead hang all day (and all tomorrow if that's what it takes).
Gil-Gandel t1_j28pawo wrote
Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Ur mama so fat, Jaws said "you're gonna need a bigger shark"
Gil-Gandel t1_iye3la1 wrote
Reply to When my friends talk about the 80s they think of boom boxes..i had to stop them. by Expert_Act3456
OK boomer.
Gil-Gandel t1_iy4l98c wrote
Seems fair, I have a pet newt and I call him Tiny.
>!because he's my newt.!<
Gil-Gandel t1_ixwb9rs wrote
Reply to comment by RibaldPancake in I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
Or in the jungle, the mighty jungle.
(Have an earworm)
Gil-Gandel t1_ixwb40b wrote
Reply to comment by foulstream in I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
No need to ram it home.
Gil-Gandel OP t1_ixvph3y wrote
Reply to comment by DomesticApe23 in " 'Pictures at an Exhibition' was nothing special, I don't see why people make me out to be some kind of genius for writing it" by Gil-Gandel
He said there was nothing great about a famous piece of his.
Gil-Gandel OP t1_ixutu5c wrote
Reply to comment by pucspifo in " 'Pictures at an Exhibition' was nothing special, I don't see why people make me out to be some kind of genius for writing it" by Gil-Gandel
His name literally is "Modest Mussorgsky"
Gil-Gandel t1_ixtyfxq wrote
Reply to comment by steelgeek2 in The Russian conscript by Remarkable-Youth-504
From a classmate, ten years earlier...
Gil-Gandel t1_ixrdyal wrote
Reply to comment by tammyblue1976 in It can get hairy. by Direct_Conclusion_40
I'd have to agree. My sympathies are with whoever has to clean it up, in either case.
Gil-Gandel t1_ixr7xyy wrote
Reply to comment by SometimesStable in The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones. by BOWBOWBOWBOW
Mine had hemorrhoids. He was a majorsoreass.
Gil-Gandel OP t1_jdir7ay wrote
Reply to comment by Sapphire580 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Well, juggling your phone and a can at the same time would be bad enough, yesno?