Well, juggling your phone and a can at the same time would be bad enough, yesno?

Who hurt you?

You haven't argued with many women lately, I guess.

The real upvotes are in the comments.

He's lost the other nine digits.

Fibonacci

Sequences

Are hard;

But even so

Just follow one simple rule

And you will understand it all soon enough

Or get this far, decide not to bother, and give up for good.

The side that gets wet, duh.

Ja, but vat happens if you pour it into a Gross bottle?

And that would be -beer.

The outside of the bottle gets wet.

Many people would interpret "square glass" as "glass with a square cross-section". They're the kind that are guaranteed not to leave rings on tables.

Now how about the skeleton who walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop?

Root beer is a type of drink. The unit for food and drink is "meal" therefore beer is a square meal.

Some suggestions already. Also, a lad waking up grievously injured in hospital and asking "...did they bring me here to die?". "No mate, they brought you in yesterdie".

It wouldn't be surprising. Knowing you're not coming down off that thing alive, I guess you'd reach the just-get-this-over-with point after a while.

On this occasion I don't know that it was with any particular merciful intention -- just to get the execution over with before sundown, as there was a Jewish holy day coming up (and the calendar changes at sunset, not midnight).

Sure, but you could stop when you were tired. Now figure that you can't let go, you can't grip with your hands, your arm muscles aren't taking weight in any kind of helpful manner, but you're being forced to stay in that pose in a dead hang all day (and all tomorrow if that's what it takes).

Ur mama so fat, Jaws said "you're gonna need a bigger shark"

OK boomer.

Seems fair, I have a pet newt and I call him Tiny.

>!because he's my newt.!<

Or in the jungle, the mighty jungle.

(Have an earworm)