Cake for days!

Thiccbacca.

What's a few zeros between friends, amirite?

Nothing that some spackle and a screen door couldn't fix...

When you're lost in the darkness, look for the light.

Let's not allow perfect be the enemy of good.

Didn't you read header? The right direction.

That's 50% of IT work. "Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?" I'm a programmer, but I can't even tell you how many times I've asked that when my folks call me about a random computer issue or my wife asks me why such and such isn't working. Most of the time, I'm not at all interested in what the actual problem is, I'm only interested in the resolution.

The heart wants what the heart wants.

Is there anything, anything at all, that Russia disagrees with that doesn't risk a rain of nukes? I bet if Putin's toast is slightly burnt tomorrow, we're risking nuclear catastrophe. Lukewarm bath water? Nuclear catastrophe. Stubbed toe walking past the couch? Nuclear catastrophe. Dog is rubbing its ass on the throw rug? Nuclear catastrophe. Seriously, it's time for a new empty threat, Putin. Before anyone says it's Medvedev saying it...we all know who pulls the strings in the Kremlin, so let's not pretend we don't.

Is this really the best way for you to find out that she loves a banana and not you? I'm here if you need a shoulder, bro.

Sigh. You're really going to make me work for this one, aren't you? ...zipppp...

I think your wife knew you weren't well-versed on female anatomy when you told her breasts feel like bags of sand when you two were dating...

No. I have one really good week and 51 sad weeks...

Crumbl? They make some fancy-ass (and expensive) cookies. I have a couple very generous friends who get me a dozen for my birthday every year.

I imagine the club, and probably the bouncer personally, could (and would) be sued if an incident occurred between you and another patron of the club after everyone heard you very vocally declare that you were a predator with REALLY disturbing tendencies. It would have been irresponsible for them to not prevent you from entering after something like that.

Maybe I'm being a bit of a prude, but I feel there is a time and place for that kind of thing. In the legislative well of a state house, in knowing full view of minors doesn't seem like that time or place. Does nobody police this type of thing. Are there no standards of conduct? I'm going to be disappointed by the answers, aren't I?

There probably will, but it might be free for a couple years to compete with Apple. I can't imagine the service will cost more than InReach, though. If it is, there is no real incentive to switch over for those of us already using that service.

That's what the USB battery pack is for.

I care. It was the only reason I was going to upgrade from my S22 Ultra. If they included the satellite SOS, it means I might be able to cancel my Garmin InReach $39.99 per month plan. The phone would pay for itself in 2 years.

Might want to see a doctor about that...or a lawyer; depends on the circumstances...