I would 100% be a cabbage in this kind of situation.

Blond boys doing what blond boys do

Edit: well shit I didn’t mean it was a good thing

As a man, this makes me sad how scary men can be

Fuck, that’s some heavy standup

It makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint too that the women survive. In some animal species when you’re calculating future population changes it’s the females numbers that matter, not the number of males. Pretty neat stuff to see history, current events, and environmental sciences all demonstrate similar things

Thank you for that take on names, 420ipblood