This is why you can’t trust analysts.

What happens when there are no more employees to lay off?

Puts on Carvana?

I think if the US defaults the stock market will be the least of our worries

Did you not see Snapchat

Yeah dude the bull run started, load up on calls and ride the wave up

I have a feeling this will age like milk

Sometimes I feel like people deserve to lose their money

Damn wasn’t it 6 million yesterday?

I don’t know if Twitter has much of an impact on Apple. People buying Apple products do it for other reasons, besides the fact that if someone absolutely wants to use Twitter, they can log in from a browser.

Apple is in a shit show rn

A world without Twitter is good for humanity.

I will buy calls on the top

.75 to 100 tbh. Inflation isn’t going down and people have plenty of money to gamble with shitcoins and meme stocks

This market is showing heavy signs of denial. A lot of people think that everything is priced in, and we’re due for a pivot soon. Inflation is still high, people are still buying monkey jpegs/meme coins, unemployment numbers are low and the stock market has done nothing but mock Jpow.

We have the perfect ingredients to keep going down, but somehow people still manage to find hope that their $50 in Meta will get them rich. Straight up denial.

I don’t have lower class employees to take advantage of, so no.

Elon only fucked himself with the purchase

For as long as people have money for meme coins and monkey jpegs, Jpow will dry hump the markets

Cramer on suicide watch