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third-try t1_j0rnoy9 wrote
Patient: Doctor, every time I raise my arm like this my shoulder hurts.
Dr. Abercrombie: Then you're a blasted fool to raise it like that.
third-try t1_iw7iyln wrote
Reply to comment by rogue-wolf in A "large" man is seated at a restaurant and the waiter brings an enormous steak. by RibaldPancake
And the nickname he used was "Stina". Remember it now.
third-try t1_ivti5hy wrote
Reply to A "large" man is seated at a restaurant and the waiter brings an enormous steak. by RibaldPancake
More originally:
Enrico Caruso was going to his table in a restaurant once and saw a diva he knew sitting down to an enormous steak. "You're not going to eat that alone, are you, Steffi?"
"No," she replied, "I have also potatoes ordered."
third-try t1_ituo32i wrote
Reply to Cross-examination of a coroner by LadeeAlana
"He has the heart of a servant!"
"But he says he's an atheist!"
"He has it in a jar on his desk. I've seen it myself."
third-try t1_je7kvfd wrote
Reply to standing here for 5 minutes and they haven’t done anything remotely entertaining by pomonamike
Are you from Georgia? They don't claim to entertain everybody.