the-zoidberg
the-zoidberg t1_jarznn4 wrote
Reply to Pablo Escobar's "cocaine hippos" won't stop multiplying. Colombia wants to move dozens of them out of the country. by [deleted]
Tell the intern if he can catch one, he gets to have a real job.
the-zoidberg t1_ja32zyu wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
I wonder if she got her biscuits.
the-zoidberg t1_ja1e8py wrote
Reply to comment by tewnewt in TIL that from 1991 to 2007, tobacco conglomerate Philip Morris Cos. successfully marketed Capri Sun to children, based on their executives' experience selling tobacco to young people. by 99-bottlesofbeer
After you figure out how to open the damned thing.
the-zoidberg t1_j5eizo0 wrote
Reply to comment by GreenKnightOfGilead in Japan gov't spokesman scolded by mom for having hands in pockets during PM presser by nehemiaadrian
You gotta toe tap.
the-zoidberg t1_j2bvuis wrote
Reply to comment by FrenchMaisNon in Brian May gets a knighthood in New Year Honours list by StephenHunterUK
Freddie would be so happy for him!!!!!
the-zoidberg t1_j09argm wrote
Reply to TIL that when Unsolved Mysteries aired a segment on missing child Nyleen Marshall, they were contacted by a man who thought he might have gone to school with Nyleen. This turned out not to be Nyleen, but a different missing child, Monica Bonilla, who had been abducted by her noncustodial parent. by TychaBrahe
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All Robert. All the Time.
the-zoidberg t1_iy644v8 wrote
Reply to comment by onlythetoast in Bob Iger Tells Disney Town Hall Hiring Freeze Still In Effect, No New Acquisitions Planned & Not Merging With Apple by Neo2199
Cuban sandwiches.
the-zoidberg t1_ixcdvjw wrote
Reply to comment by Vitaloss in Did Someone Save Disney’s Life Last Night? Behind Bob Iger’s Stunning CEO Return by HumanOrAlien
You silly goose.
the-zoidberg t1_ixanyq9 wrote
Reply to TIL the Great Pyramid of Giza is not the largest pyramid in the world, Great Pyramid of Cholula, also known as Tlachihualtepetl, is the largest archaeological site of a pyramid in the New World, as well as the largest pyramid by volume known to exist in the world today. by Mind-Matters-Not
What about that pyramid thing that’s underwater next to Japan? How big is that?
the-zoidberg t1_jdphx5n wrote
Reply to comment by warrant2k in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
Not with that attitude!