Post blowjob David. It wasn't all throwing rocks.

He will continue to be a bully as long as it works for him. Unless you think he'll start shooting or something, the whole neighborhood standing up to him is what it will take.

If the stench is that bad, there may be health and safety regs being broken, and perhaps there are standards for the keeping of that many animals. Some agency out there somewhere looks into things like that. Your county sheriff might be willing to mediate for you as well.

Health care, marriage equality, no income tax, and legal weed. What's not to love?

Clean all the things that you can see, and leave the things you can't see to her.

https://wsdot.com/travel/real-time/

Weed trimming in the fall, apples, pears, maybe a logging crew . . .

Your tax dollars at work. https://wsdot.wa.gov/travel

Your biggest danger will be getting lost in deteriorating weather.

I'd look into when the bears come out of hibernation and when they have their cubs, and follow the precautions for that. I wouldn't let it keep me out of the woods. I don't remember ever hearing of someone being killed by a bear in the state.

If you get lucky enough to see a cougar in the wild, I will envy you. Those things are so elusive you have to hunt them with dogs wearing radio collars.

You maybe might see a rattlesnake? It's pretty rare to get bitten by one.

ETA: During deer season, while not required to unless you're hunting but still a good idea, wear a hunter orange vest, or one of those bright green ones like road crew guys wear. You'd hate to be mistaken for a deer.

To mitigate your risk, let someone know where you will be in general, what you will be doing, and when you expect to return. Carry something like a space blanket and wear a hat in case you get caught out overnight. Stuff like that, there's a million youtubes about things to put in a daypack.

Other than that, enjoy your walk.

I get these all the time. I wish I could write back, I'd say:

"Dude. If you had a clip of me jacking off to the porn I like to jack off to, and it was two frames with one showing the porn I like and the other showing how much I liked *that*, I'd give you money for it. That sounds hot.

And if you sent it around to my friends and whatnot, I imagine most of them would be like, "Woah. I had no idea Steve has such a big dick.""

No.

No, there is not.

Yeah, that sounded like someone who had spent *way* too much time on the farm. Way too much.

You do not need tabs on the front plate.

Subsidized health care, marriage equality, no income tax, and legal weed. What's not to love?

It sounded a little Oceans 11 to me, too.

So, from now on it's Yes Them?

Alaska is your best bet.