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soda-jerk t1_jcf23zh wrote
Reply to comment by could_use_a_snack in Sauropod specimen found in Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region may have had the longest neck of any known dinosaur — measuring about 15.1 m, more than the height of the Hollywood sign by marketrent
We don't have full skeletons of these animals, so things like how they held their necks is still debated among scientists.
We see sauropods depicted this way all the time, because it's the most widely accepted theory on how they looked, based on the information we do have on them, as well as comparisons with similar modern-day animals.
soda-jerk t1_jc6btlh wrote
PFAs are in the water -> The toilet paper manufacture process uses a shitload of water -> PFAs in your toilet paper.
To me, that explains why recycled toilet paper had just as many PFAs as regular.
soda-jerk t1_jb9mvg7 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in 4 kidnapped Americans crossed into Mexico for health care by yehonatanst
And the surgeons don't even give you a nice new necktie for your visit.
soda-jerk t1_jabq7al wrote
Reply to comment by Necessary-Tap-1368 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
But dude, just imagine: You just ordered from Pizza Police. It's been about twenty minutes, and you hear a siren in the distance...
soda-jerk t1_jaajz6z wrote
Reply to comment by imnotreel in Augmented Reality with X-Ray Vision by geoxol
On Reddit?
soda-jerk t1_ja940ki wrote
You only need to continue writing up to the point where you die. If that's not possible, you can also have a ghostwriter finish it for you, and it still counts as an autobiography.
soda-jerk t1_j9ygre5 wrote
Reply to comment by No-Sock7425 in Workers tasked with moving products in the U.S. food and beverage supply chain are at a high risk of severe injuries and fatalities — Grocery wholesalers and grocery retail stores saw the highest number of injuries, followed closely by the warehousing and storage groups by marketrent
Oh trust me, I know.
It's why they have an "asset protection" department, but not an "employee protection" department.
soda-jerk t1_j9ydg7m wrote
Reply to comment by Fakarie in Workers tasked with moving products in the U.S. food and beverage supply chain are at a high risk of severe injuries and fatalities — Grocery wholesalers and grocery retail stores saw the highest number of injuries, followed closely by the warehousing and storage groups by marketrent
This might be closer to the actual reason for the injuries.
Safety is held in front of every company in this country like a shield. You're overwhelmed with mountains of safety videos when you start just about any job, now, and you'll probably hear things like "culture of safety" being thrown around.
That's the corporate side. On the job, you quickly find that your workplace's culture is more about presenting the illusion of safety, while cutting every corner possible.
Amazon is absolutely notorious for this. I worked for them for a few months last year. Safety videos, initializations, and acronyms for days. Yet, my first day, I was placed with a trainer whose first words to me were: "I'm the guy they send to show you all the shortcuts".
Safety is a magic word, now, in the corporate world. I know there are some places that really do take it seriously, but by and large, it's lip service paid to keep their insurance costs down.
soda-jerk t1_j95z85n wrote
"sigh Fucking corvids..."
soda-jerk t1_j95pf5s wrote
The split on the back looks bad. Like you bought a custom case or decal online, and the printer fucked up the design.
soda-jerk t1_j8s5zpo wrote
Reply to comment by monkeypox_69 in TIL: The Chamblee Incident. In 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who believed that the Domino's Pizza "Avoid the Noid" ads were personally directed towards him, antagonizing him. He took 2 Domino's employees hostage at gunpoint. by SilentWalrus92
Look at the comments here. No one gives a shit.
Sure, this happened decades ago. The point is that we're still failing people like this. Worse now, than ever before, it seems.
We're gonna wipe ourselves out, and blame each other for it, until the very last human is gone.
soda-jerk t1_j84g8sc wrote
"... And here's a gun holster for your meth belt."
"Oh, I thought 'meth belt' was just a- "
"Nope."
soda-jerk t1_j7pu6gk wrote
Reply to comment by Skavis in Ecuador polls: Murdered candidate elected as mayor by TossedLikeAGaddy
Bruh, read the article. It's a crime wave, they're murdering everybody. Their government wants to send some inmates over to US prisons, because they're so overwhelmed.
Plenty of people to feel bad for, here.
soda-jerk t1_j5teg3d wrote
Reply to The first Barclays Bank ATM, 1967 by kstinfo
Mag strips and a display screen that small, in 1967?
I must've switched timelines in my sleep, again...
soda-jerk t1_j5o94mz wrote
Reply to comment by Psychomadeye in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
So what you're saying is you were able to view these dignified human remains at a discount?
soda-jerk t1_j54oo3v wrote
Reply to comment by nowhereman136 in TIL the floating substance inside of a lava lamp is primarily wax by shyyyyme
I guess so?
To be fair, I don't think the ability to assess a substance based on its displayed physical properties is particularly useless. People just need to be a bit more inquisitive.
soda-jerk t1_j54khz4 wrote
Reply to comment by bernieburner1 in NSYNC in 1997 by Djf47021
Holy shit, it does look like it's velvet. Hilarious that everyone thought Justin was the gay one.
soda-jerk t1_j4b043l wrote
Reply to comment by Derrick_Mur in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
I feel like he'd still put it on his resume.
soda-jerk t1_j4aqfeo wrote
Reply to comment by Derrick_Mur in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
Hey, he made that really bizarre workout video, too. Don't forget that, it was pretty powerful.
soda-jerk t1_j0gtg0g wrote
Reply to TIL that RED bananas exist. They have a sweeter taste, and contain more nutrients like vitamin C, compared to regular yellow ones. by i_hate_you_and_you
There are also pink pineapples, and yellow watermelons.
soda-jerk t1_izs2uwz wrote
Reply to Police Broke Into the Gallery of Banksy's Former Agent, Mistaking a Sculpture for a Dead Woman by SilentKrisis
Reminds me of the time I used an LED flame light bulb for a party in my apartment, and a neighbor across the street called the fire department because they thought the building was on fire.
soda-jerk t1_izs2bpi wrote
Reply to comment by g-rid in Police Broke Into the Gallery of Banksy's Former Agent, Mistaking a Sculpture for a Dead Woman by SilentKrisis
I can see it fooling someone at night.
soda-jerk t1_iyio5l0 wrote
Reply to comment by MattofCatbell in Mark Zuckerberg Defends Push Toward Metaverse At DealBook Summit | Skepticism doesn’t bother me too much by BiscuitOfGinger
"It's not stupid, it's advanced!"
soda-jerk t1_iyi1b3a wrote
Reply to Mark Zuckerberg Defends Push Toward Metaverse At DealBook Summit | Skepticism doesn’t bother me too much by BiscuitOfGinger
"Skepticism doesn't bother me much. If Meta doesn't work out, I'll just shed my skin uh, I mean, go back to the drawing board."
soda-jerk t1_jcjxjel wrote
Reply to comment by HappyLittleRadishes in San Francisco Cop Gets Revenge on Man Who Insulted His Mom: 'He's in The Clink' by Best_Outcome_5960
I also think Internal Affairs shouldn't be a thing. It puts us in a "who watches the watchmen" situation, but to be honest, I'd prefer just about anyone else scrutinizing the police, than themselves.