shoulda-known-better
shoulda-known-better t1_j6p7ner wrote
Reply to comment by PM_ME_UR_DICK_GIF in tifu by thinking that six inches would not fit down the toilet by mooshgoosh
You very much need to do this!! It will leak! But hey atleast when dad fixes this no dildo will be there!
shoulda-known-better t1_j6aja0k wrote
Reply to comment by Emergency-Nail-9921 in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
This is why dmt is the way!! You will remember.....eventually
shoulda-known-better t1_j60vtia wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by letting my parents pawn my silver by [deleted]
Ugh it's harsh but the only way to get it from the pawn shop would be to file a police report on your parents..... shitty move definitely! (If they are shitty people and your young lock your SS# until your wanting to actually use it!! Just in case!!)
shoulda-known-better t1_j601qwn wrote
Reply to comment by AllanfromWales1 in TIFU by trying to encourage my wife by shrike2214
THIS! yikes! All I could think is shit this guy messed up which picture was which or something like that! This sucked yes but thankfully it wasn't the worst thing! Glad it worked out
shoulda-known-better t1_j2ezem3 wrote
I would love to force these right wing religious fucks to actually 100% live by their own rules for 5 years, and the moment they fuck up they are never allowed to push thier views onto others ever again!!!! That would shut this shit down quick!!!!!
shoulda-known-better t1_j2ey2ma wrote
Reply to comment by thisusedyet in TIFU by being curious and sticking my head in the banister by [deleted]
Oh it was worse then that.... not a jar it was a circle cut out of the entire bakery display case (I was meant to reach in by hand) but I heard my brother say the magic words.... "do it you won't" and I definitely did..... it took about 4 hours for them to cut the glass out of the display then cut a chunk out so I was free!! (Might not have been that long but certfelt like it!!
shoulda-known-better t1_j2ew1af wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by being curious and sticking my head in the banister by [deleted]
Just be glad it was only family that saw..... my dumbass 4yr old self was dared to stick my head through the cookie hole at the grocery store and definitely got stuck in the glass hole..... my dad was so mad and the firefighters kept feeding me cookies to calm me down! Haha
shoulda-known-better t1_j1xqnxx wrote
Reply to comment by staterho in TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
Babe as a fellow lady who can hold her own..... whatever your making.... it's not worth getting shot over! Glad your safe
shoulda-known-better t1_j1omg87 wrote
I mean it's always been a secret dream of mine to piss standing up.... I would have married you also!
shoulda-known-better t1_ixrkfrg wrote
Reply to comment by HelpMeTHrowaway12243 in TIFU by lying about me being colorblind 9 years ago. by HelpMeTHrowaway12243
It's not the worse lie.... and honestly if you were young when you made it up people won't be hurt or anything like that it's the literal definition of a white lie...... I dated a guy in high school and over a year in he randomly one day told me that when he was 6 he lied and convinced the doctors he couldn't see right and they gave him glasses (which made him strain at first then he could see) and the dummy permanently needs glasses now all because he thought they were cool as a kid !! Our entire friend group thought it was hilarious! So I would be to worried about it! If they are real friends they will 100% just laugh at how silly it is and move on
shoulda-known-better t1_ixrjjtl wrote
Ok if giving up the lie and telling the truth isn't an option for some reason then make sure you tell your friends that it's only a percentage of people that the glasses work for so make sure to get ones that are returnable "in case" they dont work! Then they get to be amazing friends who did something great for you, and it's no ones fault it didn't work... and you can keep on lying.....lol Truth seems the easiest here but your call
Edit forgot word!
shoulda-known-better t1_j92x8nt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling my bf’s embarrassing story to his friend by [deleted]
Well, if part of his career has to do with working with people from his home country, it very well could be.... once you get shunned for something like this, the people he knows will not stick around for fear they will be looked at as the same, so no more contacts for his career..... you see it as an overreaction because in your life and your country, it's not so much like that..... if it was, I'm sure you'd understand better