Except these days it's different because Space Karen keeps running around shitting in your garden.

"Which is why we in the GOP have consistently advocated for a return to the monarchy..."

Can't wait for the libertarians to meekly express their disapproval of such a policy while continuing to vote for the Republican politicans that enact such policies.

Remember, "nonprofit" just means that they don't have investors and instead must spend all the money they take in on salaries, business trips, events, etc.

"We fought - and won - our freedom from those Mexicans a hundred years ago, don't even think about trying to put us back under their thumb!" - uneducated Florida residents

I mean in this case they should say murdered, because that's what the police were accused of. Pretty sure there's no dispute that they "fatally shot" the victim.

I mean if he was unarmed and running away, they didn't really "fatally shoot" him, now did they? That would be just plain old "murder".

Well, his staggering hypocrisy with regards to marital infidelity would be one reason. Another would be all the sexual assault that he helped sweep under the rug at Baylor.

Important to remember that it's a Republican state official, in a Republican state. You won't find a much more perfect example of someone who the law "protects, but does not bind" than Paxton has turned out to be.

On the bright side, Ken Starr is dead. You have to celebrate the little things.

I don't think Cheney sees Trump as evil - and I doubt he'd care if he did. He probably sees them as incompetent clowns who are fucking up his vision of a permanent (white male) American hegemony, which is why he has such disdain for them.

"Hey, it wasn't on purpose! I was drunk, that's all."

He really is. He's basically the closest thing the United States has to a Darth Vader, except for the potential redemption arc.

Same with Elizabeth Holmes.

Yeah, I get the impression any evidence of a break in was done by the monkeys themselves to cover their tracks and deflect suspicion. Clever little buggers, they are.

A threat from this guy or one of his criminal associates (by which I mean "fellow cops") is a lot more credible than the words of a few angry redditors.

Probably salivating at the prospect of having to disband the "Police Accountability Unit", too.

Same price I bought it at the first time around: $0.

It's worse than that. At least landfills full of crap will keep some carbon captured.

All that stuff is well and good, but the real question is whether he will have enough money to hire Russian hookers to dress up as sultry wood nymphs.

"It's our time to shine! Well, not literally, what with the lack of electricity and all. But you get the idea." - proponents of deregulation

It's interesting how these guys never seem to track down the "elites" at a place like, oh, I don't know, say a fundraising dinner held at the Augusta National Golf Club.

Lukashenko is not the guy that just died, you twit. We're interested in the guy who just died.

I think it's important to note that his first name is Phillip.

I mean it's what we all assumed.

and "a bunch of thugs" carved a backwards "B" into their face!