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rain-blocker t1_j5vosb9 wrote
Reply to comment by Murlock_Holmes in [WP] You and your Ex hate each other. Neither of you want to see the other ever again. To achieve this, you both agree to try something: One of you drinks a death draught while the other drinks a potion of immortality. X years later, you both are standing face-to-face once more. by T1nkerer
Okay, good. I'm glad that was the intended reading, it was definitely well done.
rain-blocker t1_j5v45us wrote
Reply to comment by Murlock_Holmes in [WP] You and your Ex hate each other. Neither of you want to see the other ever again. To achieve this, you both agree to try something: One of you drinks a death draught while the other drinks a potion of immortality. X years later, you both are standing face-to-face once more. by T1nkerer
Are... We suppose to sympathize with Carly here? She sounds like a fucking psychopath.
rain-blocker t1_j5dn1w6 wrote
Reply to comment by ChevillesWasteInk in [WP]Nobody would look at you the same. "How did a normie like you kill three supers?" They would say. Those "heroes in training" ganged up on you, and the charges were dropped on self defence. No one seemed to take "not panicking" as the answer.... even though it was. by Yapizzawachuwant
That wouldn't be batman's reaction at all. A kid who is basically already involved in the super-world who clearly didn't intentionally do evil? Batman would practically have a sidekick-gasm.
He'd be telling Superman to take the kid under his wing, and using the power dampeners that are 100% canon until they have full control.
rain-blocker t1_j5beveb wrote
Reply to comment by ChevillesWasteInk in [WP]Nobody would look at you the same. "How did a normie like you kill three supers?" They would say. Those "heroes in training" ganged up on you, and the charges were dropped on self defence. No one seemed to take "not panicking" as the answer.... even though it was. by Yapizzawachuwant
Nice job using an established character, without actually using them.
It tells those of us in the know exactly what happens next.
rain-blocker t1_j1xjyvg wrote
Reply to comment by Jellan in [WP] You have the peculiar ability to pause time. Nothing can move, including yourself, meaning all you get is time to think. Today you find yourself paused with a bullet right in front of your eyes. by Votbear
If we assume that physics aren't broken, then none of this is possible. This is where suspension of disbelief is useful.
rain-blocker t1_ixijfrv wrote
Reply to comment by IamN8Wright in [WP] "Alright, you little assholes. Settle down. I'm Mr. Constantine. I've been asked to teach you kids how to defend against dark magic. I'm gonna teach you more than that. I am going to teach you how to *royally* !@#$ someone up." by reallygoodbee
Constantine is from DC. Total douchebag, but an awesome douchebag.
rain-blocker t1_ixiiw3a wrote
Reply to comment by astortheredmarbles in [WP] "Alright, you little assholes. Settle down. I'm Mr. Constantine. I've been asked to teach you kids how to defend against dark magic. I'm gonna teach you more than that. I am going to teach you how to *royally* !@#$ someone up." by reallygoodbee
I will take the fall so that the fifth my rise.
rain-blocker t1_irovqq2 wrote
Reply to comment by sully9088 in [WP] A vampire has worked at the local 7-11 for the past 5 decades. No one has the heart to call the vampire out or slay them. A little because they're such a good employee, mostly because they think they're doing such a good job hiding the vampirism when they're really not. by Avalon_88
"what's that? whe-where's all the blood? I uh... Don't really know what to tell you there."
rain-blocker t1_j9vtrv4 wrote
Reply to comment by Successful_Craft3076 in [WP] A dragon decides to claim a human settlement for itself. As the dragon arrives at the small town and announces its demands, it is perplexed to be met by the people's eagerness to accept. by Kaymazo
"nevermind, I'm off to the next continent"