Shit like this is why I love Reddit.

I just started with the post office and the scanner snitches if you're stopped more than 10 minutes. Don't expect more than that if you're gonna go for it.

Best Monty Python skit ever.

There are often bees outside my store. Just little old trash bees that are just going after the full drinks people throw into the trash cans. I don't know how many people have run into the store yelling about a bunch of "wasps" outside but it's a lot. I have had several people argue with me even, insisting they're wasps. It's not hard to tell the difference, man. People are dumb.