Makes sense he’s a Lions fans. They been fucked worse.

To break on through to the other side.

I heard this as the Roman with the pubic hair in his mouth.

Or, the famous roman Cunnilingus.

The Eminem strategy. Use the competitions insults first, then they got nothing.

I pretty much figured that was what you meant. A subtle, but very meaningful difference. I get that people genuinely like the effect that beauty products have and that many women (and men, I guess), do it "for themselves." But honestly, that is even more insidious, because they have then internalized the self-loathing message that the industry has created to sell them stuff. I don't judge anyone for wanting to "feel pretty" or feel good about how they look. I judge the fuck out of society at large for the definitions of "pretty" and "looking good" that we propagate to both men and women. OK... this was gonna be a quickie comment and I stumbled upon my soapbox. I will show myself out. lol

Close. The beauty industry survives by MAKING YOU HATE the way you look.

This is r/Jokes. Every post is stolen. (I even stole this)

The reed tastes like shit tho

Cold, sloppy, wet, and broken?

It was frog dissection homework tho

In the coffee maker. He and the barista were both fired and are now banned from all Starbucks locations.

It isn’t your height, fitness or finances keeping them away boys.

The box is huuuge.

Apparently, women can’t have cookies. Cuz they’re stored in the balls.

They need more camber for that stance life bro.

Bring the pain!

Also, it sure what the football championships are in Detroit?

I read this and dyed

This is how it’s supposed to work!

I heard it is also bad for your eyesight.

(See Merriam Webster's second definition).