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master-virus t1_ja77i8y wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Life is like going to the toilet, sometimes it easy, sometimes its painful, sometimes it stinks.
master-virus t1_j9o5vxq wrote
Reply to comment by 420plus69equals in Why did the joke go to prison? by [deleted]
It was a bad joke and bad things go to prison.
master-virus OP t1_j5fymtm wrote
Reply to comment by Spicy6Chord in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
I like it.
master-virus OP t1_j5fykmo wrote
Reply to comment by wildgriest in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
Bro that made me laugh.
master-virus OP t1_j5fyj9c wrote
Reply to comment by vakrka in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
Could indeed lol
master-virus OP t1_j5fyhda wrote
Reply to comment by Alarming_Ad1746 in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
I love that.
master-virus OP t1_j5fye06 wrote
Reply to comment by HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
lol good one.
master-virus OP t1_j5a6qy7 wrote
Reply to comment by Delbuns in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
When I read that I laughed. Thanks for the laugh my friend.
master-virus OP t1_j5a1z78 wrote
Reply to comment by Delbuns in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
What's your best biscuit joke?
master-virus OP t1_j5a1uhq wrote
Reply to comment by Delbuns in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
I was hoping for a bloody terrible
Submitted by master-virus t3_10hrzw9 in Jokes
master-virus t1_j2dqg7k wrote
Reply to comment by daringlyMellow442 in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Mom said the cats died of flu.
I said oh no.
She said sorry love it flu under bus
master-virus t1_j2d3z88 wrote
The doctor said not ewe again
master-virus t1_j295e8l wrote
You can go to any period in history and its still a joke
master-virus t1_j2958e5 wrote
Have you noticed its that time of the month for this joke again?
master-virus OP t1_j2950dl wrote
Reply to comment by Rez1009 in What do you call carol singers when they get old by master-virus
lol
Submitted by master-virus t3_zz2ttx in Jokes
master-virus t1_j25w0nn wrote
Reply to comment by dje1964 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Sometimes you have to take deep breaths and smile 😁
master-virus t1_j25lvzu wrote
Reply to comment by dje1964 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I loved the joke.
We take things too serious.
Thanks for the joke.
master-virus t1_j25e4er wrote
Reply to what starts with F and ends with UCK by jacklsd
Two ducks running really fast past two guys.
He says shouldn't they be saying Duck not fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
He says yes but why they saying fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck?
He hears a noise and turns round to see a lion
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
master-virus t1_j24wku5 wrote
Reply to comment by Wiki_pedo in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Small cup that Italians have.
master-virus t1_j24bh1o wrote
Reply to comment by Lavasioux in Maybe I need to lay off the holiday treats and go to the gym. by xjinxxz
I agree.
The other half used it and caused hairline cracks it was bound to happen.
master-virus t1_j24bbco wrote
The other half used it before you which caused hairline cracks so it was bound to happen.
master-virus t1_j23v0po wrote
Reply to comment by n123ok in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Henry the 8th always got head
master-virus t1_je7nxm7 wrote
Reply to I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
A bloke with a bell kept ringing it saying hear ye hear ye hear ye.
I said I can't hear ye because of the dam bell.