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i-opener t1_ja8tf6h wrote
Reply to LPT: If you react emotionally about someone else using one brand or technology vs. another, you should take a step back and evaluate your priorities, or "touch grass" as the kids say these days. by RehabilitatedAsshole
If there's two kinds of people I hate in life, it's people who just won't let others buy and use whatever they want, and iPhone users!
i-opener t1_j9ozsyd wrote
Reply to comment by sdraz in Google announces major breakthrough that represents ‘significant shift’ in quantum computers by Ezekiel_W
No one said it's problematic, brotjer.
I mean, it could be/could not be problematic until it's observed, at which point...
i-opener t1_j9kn6e1 wrote
Reply to Google announces major breakthrough that represents ‘significant shift’ in quantum computers by Ezekiel_W
Google's breakthrough: It could be/could not be an ad until it's observed, at which point it is an ad.
i-opener t1_j6kwai8 wrote
Reply to School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
Daaaamn! How hungry do you have to be? I can't eat more than like 8.
i-opener t1_j6g57ey wrote
i-opener t1_j0ktmkt wrote
The show usually starts around seven
We go on stage at nine
Get on the bus at eleven
Sippin' a drink and feelin' fine
i-opener t1_iyab5mt wrote
Reply to LPT: If you are a man in a male-dominated office, volunteer to take meeting minutes as the meeting is about to begin. by ToastyCrumb
What about equal writes?
i-opener t1_iy6e56l wrote
Fucking amateur hour!
Our family has endured numerous fights at the piece picking stage of the game!
i-opener t1_iy3ycic wrote
Reply to comment by Bluejavel in The gritty reboot by Nintendophile79
/big breath
^^^^AAAAAAAAAA ^^^^AAAAAAAAAAA
i-opener t1_iv3b3of wrote
>The 45-year-old had stepped out of her car in a residential area in St Gallen in northeastern Switzerland, probably in order to get something out of the boot, regional police said, according to the Swiss news agency ATS.
>But then the car, which was on a slight slope, began rolling backwards.
>The woman had attempted in vain to stop the vehicle, before falling to the ground and was run over a first time.
>The car had then rammed into another vehicle and rebounded back in the opposite direction, running over the woman a second time, police said.
>But the car then hit a sidewalk, sending it back towards the woman and running her over a third time, before finally hitting a wooden barrier and coming to a halt.
THAT is some motherfuckin' looney tunes shit! Are they rebooting Christine or something??
i-opener t1_iud4lh7 wrote
Reply to LPT: always show up early and be a helping hand! Especially if your being helped what happned to commen respect by Lovleywhitesinner
Teachers comments: Started off strong, well intentioned and succinct. Latter half is akin to starting a rollercoaster on mushrooms and ending with a salvia bender.
Final grade: F+
i-opener t1_iu08bc2 wrote
Reply to comment by Secret_Walrus7390 in Best books with well-written characters by babobunny
If it's your first time reading it, I envy you. :)
i-opener t1_itz7cps wrote
Reply to Best books with well-written characters by babobunny
Biff and Josh from "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal".
At least some of us know what to expect from Josh, being that he's Christ and all, but even that was subverted quite a bit. Biff came out of left field for me and the interplay between the two - chef's kiss! Natural?, check! Genuine?, double check! Well-written?? Triple check!!
I wouldn't consider myself a Christian but this book is in my top 5 simply for the impact, carried almost entirely by Biff.
i-opener t1_irgvmmw wrote
This sounds like great news, but is it really good to be giving these butterflies weed? Especially since it sounds like they were trying to quit.
i-opener t1_jecy3a3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My wife is growing Blue Oyster mushrooms on our window sill by rasta4eye
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Blue Oyster Cult anymore