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hello_raleigh-durham t1_ja5lu9n wrote
I was invited to premature ejaculators anonymous. I didn’t know what to wear. I just came in my pants.
hello_raleigh-durham t1_j28w72a wrote
Reply to comment by davethompson413 in My wife asked if I'd like to try a new sex position by Lord-Wombat
Satisfy everyone with 88. He 8 and she 8.
hello_raleigh-durham t1_je21ntk wrote
Reply to comment by Maoman1 in [Meta] Hey there, mod of /r/Locksmith here. Please refer people with lock issues to /r/AskALocksmith instead. by Maoman1
> I have been waiting my whole life to say it IRL though. Knowing me, I'll crack up mid-sentence and ruin the opportunity.
“I’m Ben Jones, and I used a b…ah frick!”