I believe it's one of the unwritten rules of have a pp, one must both use it to annoy our significant other as well as try to stick into as many different things as possible, for the lulz

You need put in your whatever profiles that you require your partners to well manicured nails lol. So, based on this information of him trying to fuck your belly button - I'm going to presume he wasn't the most well endowed partner?

I mean, you can't drop that kind of teaser and then not tell the story!!

>He put it in too high

Ummmmmm. .. "I don't want that shit in my belly button, that's kind of like intercourse"