-He couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag. (Alternately, he couldn’t piss his way out of a paper bag. )
-About as useful as tap shoes on a mule.
-Couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
-About as helpful as a screen door in a snowstorm.
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Reply to Looking for some crazy, off the wall analogies your "not so with the times" grandparents might make. by Cth43
-He couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag. (Alternately, he couldn’t piss his way out of a paper bag. ) -About as useful as tap shoes on a mule. -Couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. -About as helpful as a screen door in a snowstorm.