Butter makes people happy. They don't divorce.

If you get a note from your bank or employer, you can pick it up the same day in Augusta.

Do your ears hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

If it does go out. It will likely not be for long in Saco. Most of the time ,when it's out for an extended period it is in more rural areas.

She's gonna get charged with child endangerment

They were trying to say pennies. Get your mind out of the gutter!

My senior year at cony (when it was still in the old location) we had them at least weekly for a while. It's amazing the stupid reasons kids will come up with.

Some kid probably wanted Halloween off

...for you and your friends to hunt and kill?

We all have pics of your mom, she passes them out like baseball cards.

Theres an idea. Maybe its a giant magnet under that yellow paint. Lol

I asked about those before they said they get them just to give out they don't sell them