Ooh, I hope you don’t mind me giving multiple prompts, I love mythology

Hades giving a presentation to a mortal about how modern depictions of the Greek gods are absolutely terrible.

Thor gets super angry when Loki spills the tea about him “marrying an ice giant”.

Charon (Greek) explaining to new souls that Hades is VERY upset during the spring and summer

I'm sorry, I have both of those on my "manga to read" list, but haven't gotten to it yet, but if you have another match up you would like I can try those

Thank you, if you have any criticisms it would be greatly appreciated

(This is very interesting. I will have to make a few assumptions though. The first being Jason doesn't know exactly what Stain's ability is (which I think is what you meant) and the second being Red Hood and Stain have minimal armor for balancing, otherwise Red Hood SMOKES Stain)

After months of tracking the mysterious killer, Red Hood finally caught him in the act. Unfortunately, he wasn't trying to find him in this moment. Instead of him being Red Hood, he was Jason Todd, who was returning from a party he was forced to go to by Bruce.

"Oh come ON!!!" Jason yelled as he realized that this was a one time opportunity, either attack him now without the suit or let him get away, possibly killing more people.

He threw off his coat jacket as he ran towards the alleyway. As he reached the site, he saw the madman standing over over a well known entrepreneur who was staring in fear as Stain slowly licked the blood off of his serrated sword. Even though Jason didn't have his usual metal helmet, he did, however, have his red batman mask.

Stain turned to Jason, grinning from ear to ear. Jason shouted "You aren't going to kill again." Then cringed realizing how dumb he sounded. "Oh? And why is that?" Stain remarked. Jason said "This is why." As he charged towards Stain.

Jason drew his pistols and blocked Stain's attack, then kicked him away from the man. He motioned to the man to get up, but he was frozen with fear in his eyes.

Stain charged at Jason again, who blocked again but not before Stain cut Jason's shirt. Jason leaped back before he could get cut by the blade. Jason shot 2 bullets at Stain as he charged at him, both hitting the wall behind him. Stain jumped at Jason, his sword aimed for his gut. Jason jumped back, but was lightly knicked, drawing blood. Stain was about to lick the crimson liquid before falling down, hands clutching his stomach. The smoke was still billowing from the barrel of Jason's gun. Jason walked away before the Entrepreneur could unmask him.

Ok, thank you for the book recommendation anyway, I'll definitely check it out and (if I don't forget by then) come back and write the fight

(I was waiting for someone to bring mythology into this, I'm gonna use pre-God of War 3 Kratos for this)

"You." Kratos proclaimed from outside camp half-blood "Son of Poseidon, have met your end."

"C'mon, which god is trying to kill me now? Is Ares back again? I told-" he stops at the sight of a being he hadn't seen before, "and who are you?"

"Kratos, son of Zeus, killer of the gods." He bellowed.

"OK, have you successfully killed any gods? Because that name doesn't just get thrown around." Percy questioned

"Indeed I have, including your former foe Ares." Kratos explained.

"So why are you trying to kill me? If you can kill Ares, why bother fighting me?" Percy asked

"Because you are the prophesied new God of the sea, so I came to put a stop to it." Kratos said pulling out the blades of Athena.

"Don't know about that seeing as how I'd have to sit next to Zeus for all of eternity, but if you insist." Percy said, uncapping riptide. He slowly exited camp half-blood near where Thalia' tree used to be.

Percy said "It's just me and you now. Do you mind if I ask one more question before we start? Are you as much of asshole as Zeus?"

Kratos did not like to be compared to Zeus, so he charged Percy.

Percy blocked the first two attacks and jumped out of the way of the third, then retaliated with a brutal swing aimed at the gut. Kratos leaped over the strike, bringing his blade back towards Percy' shoulder. The cut was not too deep, but Percy still had to grit his teeth to not yell at the pain. Percy realized this wasn't some game. Kratos was really trying to kill him. After he realized this, he ran to the river to heal, but Kratos stopped him right before he got there

"Did you truly believe I would let you do that?" Kratos asked.

"No, but I didn't need you to." Percy said as a wave of water splashed the two of them. Percy' shoulder wound healed instantly.

Kratos struggled to stand through the force of the wave while Percy slowly walked over and said "You're in my field now." Before stabbing Kratos in the chest. Kratos tried to yell, but was muffled by the water. He reached for his blade, but Percy manipulated the water to push it away from him. By this point Percy had moved them all the way to the beach where a crowd of Half-bloods gathered to watch the fight. Kratos pushed through the water, stabbing Percy relentlessly in the chest, but it was no use in the water. After a few minutes, Percy decided he had enough and quickly chopped off one of Kratos' arms. Kratos screamed in pain as the water turned a crimson red. Percy said to him "Either leave now or lose your head. Your choice."

Kratos was infuriated, never had he been embarrassed like this. He took one final swing at Percy's chest, but his movement was too slow. Percy sliced off his head with one foul swoop.

Percy walked back to the shore where he was met by thunderous applause

I'm sorry, I am not familiar with fnf (which I assume is Friday night funkin) but I can try if you really want

I'm sorry, I have not played dark souls yet, so I don't think my fight will be anywhere near accurate

I'm not caught up with MHA yet, but I can try if you want

I'm sorry, I have not watched either (though both are on my watch list) but I can still try if you want

(Definitely an interesting one)

"Greetings, you wouldn't possibly be from another universe would you?" Dr. Strange asked.

"I am... and I wish... to stay here." Darth Vader said.

"I'm afraid that is not possible because if you don't leave, I do not get to either. This is all my fault, I never should have pushed America this far." Dr. Strange muttered under his breath. "Why did it have to be in a billionaires cave."

Before Dr. Strange could say another word, Darth Vader force choked him straight into his hand and whispered "You... will not... put me... back there."

Dr. Strange clawed for air before creating a portal. This surprised Vader so much that he dropped Strange onto the floor. "What is this?" He questioned

"That would be a portal." Dr. Strange said, inching closer to Darth Vader, "I assumed a dimension that figured out telekinesis would have figured out portals by now. As Darth Vader turned around, Dr. Strange touched him, which made his soul go outside of his body. Dr. Strange carefully explained "this is your soul. I could disintegrate your body if I wanted to. Or I could drown you, so do you want this the easy way or the hard way?"

Darth Vader used the force to bring his body back to him and regain control.

"Impressive, I haven't seen anything like that in, well, never surprisingly."

"I'm sick... of these... games." He said, drawing his lightsaber. The dim light illuminated most of the cave in red.

"Now THAT is a cool weapon, hold on, I think I have something like it." Dr. Strange said, pulling a glowing yellow whip out of nowhere.

The sound of the two weapons clashing and clanking echoed through the nearly empty room. Sparks flew as they raged on, strike after strike

The two fought for several minutes, pushing and pulling, then Darth Vader stumbled over the edge. Dr. Strange used his whip as a makeshift lasso to hold Vader while he created the portal. Darth Vader said "You fought well..." before falling back into his home dimension

Ok, thank you so much

(I love this, and even though I am not completely caught up with puss in boots, I am VERY caught up with Dr. Doofenshmirtz)

A knock comes from Dr. Doofenshirtz' door. As he answers it he says "Ahhh, Per- wait you're not Perry!"

"Si senõr, I, the amazing Puss in boots, am here to stop your... whatever this is."

"Well, Mr. Inboots, you have fallen right into my trap." Doofenshmirtz proclaimed, pulling out a comically large red button that dropped down a cage. "You see, with my new Animal-to-people-inator and the People-to-animal-inator, I will control the whole tri-state area." He said, going into his whole monolog. While this is happening, Puss squeezed through the bars. Dr. Doofenshmirtz explained "You see, my plan is to make the mayor a cat, that way no one can stop me from becoming the ruler, and whenever my term runs out, I will-" he stopped as Puss put his arm on his shoulder to lean on.

Puss said "No, keep explaining."

And so he did, "Where was I? Oh, and I chose a cat because no one really likes cats, they just scratch and hiss at everyone."

"Oh? Well then we must fight." he said, pulling out his saber, "to prove to you that I do more than "hiss and scratch""

Dr. Doofenshmirtz grabbed a wrench from the nearby table and the two exchanged numerous blows inching closer and closer to the machine. After a few seconds, Doofenshmirtz accidentally hit the machine and aimed it straight at himself. He yelled out "CURSE YOU PUSS INBOOTS!!!" before being turned into a black cat.

"Looks like my job here is done." Puss in boots said.

I'm sorry, I don't know Vin, so I don't think my story will be all that true to the story, but I xan definitely try if you want

Of course, thank you for the suggestion, and also any criticism/suggestion are welcome

I'm sorry, I do not know the undertale lore and how powerful he is, so I'm afraid I won't be able to write about this, again, very sorry

I will, also I appreciate the feedback, I really need practice writing fight scenes that seem more balanced, so any suggestions are welcome

(Anyone who knows the "I'm the butler" scene knows who's winning this fight, but this should be fun.)

While Bruce was out at Metropolis, he sent a message out to Tony to request his butler help Alfred with some sparring matches. A few weeks later, the two stood face to face, ready for a brawl.

As they readied their equipment, they ran over the rules: no killing, but blood was allowed, no hitting the face or dirty hits, and weapons are meant to be kept to a minimum.

They started off slow, circling each other, before Jarvis went in with a kick to the gut.

Alfred bounced off the ring of the arena and punched Jarvis in the face.

As Jarvis wiped the blood from his lip, he elbowed Alfred in the chest.

A flurry of attacks went back and forth before either drew weapons, but Jarvis pulled out a (very small and relatively harmless) flash-bang from his coat pocket and momentarily blinded Alfred to get a few good punches in.

Alfred then drew his knife, wishing to end this fight rather quickly to go back to his tasks around the house. So, as Jarvis was pushed back onto the ring of the arena, Alfred stabbed the knife through Jarvis' hand to pin him to the rope. Alfred politely bowed, giving feedback to Jarvis, who's hand was still stuck, then (after pulling the knife out of Jarvis' hand) leaving the arena.

(I'm not caught up with Invincible, but I'll try my best)

As Omni-man was surveying the arctic, he saw a weird snow structure that seemed interesting. As he approached, he saw the large doors open to reveal a man with a weird red blue and yellow uniform. "Well hello there, who might you be?" Superman asked. "You don't know? I'm Omni-man, superhero, savior of the world, never heard of me?" Superman was perplexed, but realized he had been in far weirder circumstances, he played along, "ok Omni-man, I'm also a hero. Why don't you show me what you can do." He said before levitating above the ground.

The two clashed in mid-air, battling for dominance before Omni-man broke off underneath the man of steel and threw him to the ground. He launched a flurry of attacks before Superman froze him with his breath.

Superman took a second to admire Omni-man's physique with his X-ray vision, which was unlike anything he had every seen. As he looked, he saw the ice crack and break as Omni-man was freed.

The two fought ferociously, one earth shattering hit after another, before Superman started realizing a trend. Every time the ice crackled from the air pressure generated by the attacks, Omni-man winced. So when Superman decided the games were over, he started creating sonic claps to damage Omni-man.

After only a few seconds, Superman took his victory.

(I love this premise btw)

As Hellboy walked into the train station, he saw Beast and Storm talking to each other out of his ear shot.

"Oh come on, this job never stops." He said as he started running towards beast.

In an instant, beast was knocked to the ground, his air forced out of him. Storm turned to Hellboy, who just said "that's not who you think it is. Run." Before smashing a hole through the ground and dragging beast through it.

"Come here you demon." Hellboy shouted as beast tried to get to a safe place to talk.

"I don't know who you think I am, but I'm definitely not them. I'm no demon, I'm just a mutant." Beast said.

"Yeah yeah, sure you are bud." Hellboy said, grabbing Beast and punching him in the gut.

"Oof, ouch, that broke some ribs." Beast said through the pain.

"Get over it, you're going to hell anyways." Hellboy said, his arm poised back, ready to strike, but right as he is about to punch, he is knocked back by a massive gust of wind provided by storm. "He us not who you think, this is beast, a human that looks like an animal because of his mutant abilities . " Storm patiently explained.

"Alright, but if he bites your head off while you sleep, don't say I didn't warn you." Hellboy said before walking off.

(I'm not super well versed with either the Naruto or DBZ universes, but I will try from my little knowledge)

Krillin approached the stage, his eyes glued to the floor.

"So," Itachi said, "you know my ability. It appears my reputation precedes me by quite a lot these days."

Krillin nodded as he got into his fighting stance.

"Straight into this then." Itachi said as he started doing his hand signs.

The announcer yelled across the stadium "Ready? BEGIN!"

Itachi immediately used shadow clone jutsu to confuse Krillin and give himself a feel for how powerful his opponent is. Krillin took the bait, assuming it was some kind of trick, decided to attack the closest one with a punch to the gut. After it landed, he relentlessly hit the clone until it was out of the ring.

As Krillin focused on his target, he failed to notice the other ones closing in. He turned around to meet a wave of fireballs headed straight towards him. He jumped up, very confused but quickly realizing they were all real.

Itachi was surprised by his speed, but took the opportunity to throw shurikens at him while he was in the air. Krillin dodged these with relative ease.

Itachi started to get another attack ready when his clones started falling. Krillin said behind the last Itachi "Good fight, you sure got some cool abilities." Before punching him in the back and knocking him out.

Very interesting, I love the premise and the twist is quite comical, I love it

"Thank you so much, I really needed the money and no one else would by this." The man said before walking away, storing his newly acquired cash in his pocket. A new day a new customer. That's how it works.

I started packing up my little stand from the sidewalk because it was almost closing time, but then I heard footsteps approaching due to my vibration detection.

"Hey Mr. Useless, how's your garbage du-, I mean shop doing?" The man jabbed. It was Jeremy again. He was the rich kid on the block, the one that everyone else hated because he was so arrogant.

"It's pretty good, I got 6 new powers today." I said, putting my best customer service face on.

"Oh? Anything that isn't like you? You know, utter trash?" He said, smirking.

"Well, I got super fast reflexes, teleportation within 10 feet, the ability to know the answer to 2 questions I ask a day, the ability to move my eyes around my body, the ability to glue things together, and I just got real life subtitles." I explained, straining a smile.

"Boo, lame. My invincibility and mind reading are so much better than anything you got."

There he goes again, bragging about his abilities. I bet I could beat him in a fight. Wait, let me try something. Answer me, can I beat Jeremy Garrison with my combined abilities? A voice boomed in my head "Yes, your collected abilities give you a 73.9٪ chance of victory." Without even thinking, I powered up.

"Wait, what are you-" I teleported behind him, grabbed his hand, and put him in a headlock. I telepathically said "don't even try it." I said, before leaving him there.