damclub-hooligan
damclub-hooligan t1_j1pizsh wrote
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!
damclub-hooligan t1_j29f9ax wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in How did Jada Smith get famous ? by Magic_archer_1
That's Amber Heard not Jada Smith...