Seems like a lot of work compared to old-fashioned shoplifting.

*shouldn't

Opening Day at Fenway, Marathon Monday, championship parades down Boylston, fuzzy nights at Hong Kong, the Pit, nachos and questionably flakey beer at Sunset, general debauchery at Model Cafe, walking along Memorial during HOCR, Keytar Bear, the sweet acerb stench of piss and noodles in Chinatown alleys, alternating graffiti along the commuter tracks on the Pike, running the Longfellow-Mass Ave loop on the esplanade, iced coffee in the dead of winter, kayaking on the Charles, Allston Christmas, Winter Classic, the Beanpot, never spending time in Southie, day trips to Thompson Island, the Provincetown ferry, strolling through Quincy Market during a snow storm, petting stingrays at the Aquarium, community events in Grove Hall, driving like an asshole, hating on New Hampshire, a cheeky little spliff sitting at the Soliders and Sailors monument, Yankees Suck bumper stickers, the Green Line and all of its trials, and that soft serve truck that parks in Copley sometimes.