The Sun has been eclipsed, all that is visible is a dim red glow...no matter where on Earth you are at...also a large amount of people are reporting hearing what sounds like radio transmissions in thire heads...demanding human sacrifice....in order for the light to return.

I would rather piss in front of someone than use one, the overwhelming heat, stretch, and inability to wash your hands...and that means the inside handle has been touched by so many dirty hands....no thank you.

And wisdom is knowing salsa is a fruit salad

When I signed up to become a Monster Hunter, I knew and believed in the code enforced by the Guild... Hunters pay to go on our hunts, we hunt monsters that are causing problems, to keep their populations controlled, and to keep the rest of the environment healthy....so when I found out that some Hunters were disrespecting that code...I vowed to weed them out and put a quick stop to them...it doesn't matter if it's out of greed, fear, or revenge...Our way of life being in harmony with these giant majestic creatures by proving our selfs against them until we meet the "One" that's our match...that is worth more than than your selfish crusade...you all have been warned.