I don’t have kids but my first 2 thoughts were it would suck to clean and you get less of your drink

If it makes you feel better you’re not alone in the “standing right in front of it.” Once had a guy ask where the tequila was after he walked down the tequila wall. People come to the register to ask where dog treats are and the whole wall behind them is treats.

I buy poutine gravy in a can all the time. It’s delicious