blablador-2001 t1_jdgv0d9 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 8:53 AM

Reply to comment by HelloWorld1352 in [WP] No one courts death like a human. They eat food that evolved to be toxic, ingest known poison for recreation, engage in potentially lethal sport for fun, and have an incredibly high risk tolerance. On the galactic stage they are feared, admired, and generally considered crazy. by SeriousGoofball

S3XU@L Assult

blablador-2001 t1_j4va43g wrote on January 18, 2023 at 2:41 PM

Reply to comment by yournewowner in [WP] The Fae made one small mistake when invading, human blood is iron based. by yournewowner

takes notes for a book I will never write

blablador-2001 t1_j2dio7j wrote on December 31, 2022 at 1:21 PM

Reply to comment by Gaelhelemar in [WP] You are the spouse of a pregnant vampire. Her pregnancy cravings are becoming increasingly bizarre. by Nightelfbane

"and its working!"

blablador-2001 t1_j2dhjq0 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 1:09 PM

Reply to comment by Gaelhelemar in [WP] You are the spouse of a pregnant vampire. Her pregnancy cravings are becoming increasingly bizarre. by Nightelfbane

I imagine it being a "I tried to kill him and he kept flirting with me, and it somehow worked." scenario xD

blablador-2001 t1_j2dc8tt wrote on December 31, 2022 at 12:08 PM

Reply to comment by Gaelhelemar in [WP] You are the spouse of a pregnant vampire. Her pregnancy cravings are becoming increasingly bizarre. by Nightelfbane

shrug

Undead means magic and if something doesn't make any sense, and exists even though it shouldn't then you should blame magic for it.

The vampire is pregnant because of magic, and magic is bullshit.

blablador-2001 t1_j2cx25l wrote on December 31, 2022 at 8:41 AM

Reply to comment by Nightelfbane in [WP] You are the spouse of a pregnant vampire. Her pregnancy cravings are becoming increasingly bizarre. by Nightelfbane

I'm glad you like it! ☺️

blablador-2001 t1_j2b7214 wrote on December 30, 2022 at 11:33 PM

Reply to comment by Gaelhelemar in [WP] You are the spouse of a pregnant vampire. Her pregnancy cravings are becoming increasingly bizarre. by Nightelfbane

It's what I was aiming for

blablador-2001 t1_j2amhv7 wrote on December 30, 2022 at 9:14 PM

Reply to [WP] You are the spouse of a pregnant vampire. Her pregnancy cravings are becoming increasingly bizarre. by Nightelfbane

"What??" I asked, staring at her in confusion as my barely awake brain had trouble comprehending Eve's words.

My beautiful, 6 months pregnant wife stared back at me, not sleepy at all. She doesn't sleep, she just cuddles with me at night when I sleep.

It was sweet and heartwarming. And even though her undead body is unable to produce body heat, I always felt warmer in her embrace.

But ever since she got pregnant there were some nights when she woke me up to go and grab something from the kitchen. I didn't blame her, I heard about pregnant women having weird cravings during pregnancy so I didn't blame her for it.

But due to the fact that she was a vampire, her cravings were a little more...special.

"Peanut butter, bring me smooth peanut butter from the kitchen." Her soft, gentle voice replied, repeating the same words she said to me when she woke me up.

"Oh." I let out as my brain finally became awake enough to comprehend the words she said to me.

I got up from the bed, went to the kitchen, grabbed the requested item, and went back to our bedroom. The whole ordeal took 1 minute if not less.

I handed her the Jar together with a butter knife and laid back down on the bed. I didn't even flinch when she started to spread the substance on my wrist and then sunk her teeth into it.

I got used to the bites a long time ago, and they were never truly painful to begin with, just a little bit uncomfortable.

"G'night." I murmured as I drifted back to sleep, letting her have her late-night snack.

"Good night, I love you." I heard her reply and felt her giving me a peck on the cheek before she sunk her teeth back into my peanut butter-covered wrist.