That's because the function is the same. My only advice is figure out what amount of force you can take, we got the Theragun and it is great for large muscle groups, but you cannot drop down to a lower RPM setting for soft massaging. It's like a machine gun even at its lowest setting. Takes some getting used to.

Too true, gentle tear downs and rebuilds is how we grow muscle. We need incremental changes to improve our willpower, not sudden shifts that aren't sustainable.

Meth. Seriously. Or the socially acceptable form of it, amphetamines as Adderall or Vyvanse.

Or use your mental faculties to not put yourself in this situation in the first place. As someone else said, you can't cheat sleep.