2003 here and I thought it was very relatable. When are you?

Yeah, so the water must sit really high in yours

Bro I measure about 16" being needed to reach the water in my toilet, so I'm saying even if you have a big dick, the main factor is that the bowl is wierdly full

I've personally never seen a toilet that's even come close. I just checked and for our toilets (fairly standard UK ones) you'd need like 8" to touch the ceramic when flaccid, and double that to hit the water.

Can't imagine having toilets built so that you're dick touches it . shudders