Vog-the-infinite
Vog-the-infinite t1_jda4fr0 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
"And when (Jesus) saw (the lady who kicked the lawnmower ), he said unto her, Go show yourself unto the priests. And it came to pass, that, as she went, the motherfucking toes grew back. “
Vog-the-infinite t1_iyabwlv wrote
Reply to comment by Shevek99 in 50 Jokes for 50 US States Part II by Profit-Defiant
A cop stops Bubba going 75 in a 45 zone. He asks Bubba, you got any ID? Bubba says, I don’t know…Is my tail light out?
Vog-the-infinite t1_jdt1mec wrote
Reply to What is green and sticky and smells like bacon? by GnarlyNarhwal
Wa waaaaaa!