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Tru-Queer t1_jduupac wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
I’ll smoke what he’s smoking, M’jga ganja
Tru-Queer t1_jcyzj29 wrote
Reply to comment by gofatwya in Dollar Tree can't afford to sell eggs anymore by halxp01
May I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?
Tru-Queer t1_jaa6iah wrote
Reply to comment by benefit_of_mrkite in TIL that the Slurpee was invented by accident when a Dairy Queen owner would provide frozen soda, from a cooler, to customers when his soda fountain would break down. The owner, Omar Knedlik, improvised the Icee machine out of car parts, which was eventually licensed by 7-11, to become the Slurpee. by jdward01
You can’t add diet to a suicide, it’ll ruin it!
Tru-Queer t1_ja9guk6 wrote
Reply to comment by AutisticHistoryLover in TIL about Vesna Vulović, the Guinness world record holder for surviving the highest fall without a parachute: 10,160 m (33,330 ft; 6.31 mi) by Cannabisseur78
It’s kinda one of those things where you think it’d be better if they didn’t survive
Tru-Queer t1_j6npebu wrote
Reply to comment by ArchaKun in TIL your computer keyboard is 20,589 times dirtier than a toilet seat. The average office keyboard has 3,543,000 colony-forming units (CFU) of bacteria per square inch while your average toilet seat only has 172 CFU per square inch by SappyGilmore
Well ya see he hit the bowl with such force his log bounced out of the toilet and he choked to death. Talk about a way to go.
Smooth move, Exlax.
Tru-Queer t1_j4y8jxv wrote
Reply to comment by bionicmook in I've seen T2 a thousand times but never noticed Edward Furlong's hair did this... by Bootfit
What’s it made out of, your moms chest hair?
Tru-Queer t1_ixnukhx wrote
Reply to The Wizard of Oz Munchkins already had a memorized song about the death of the Wicked Witch. by psychodelephant
Kinda crazy how the Munchkins and all of Oz hoard the rainbow of colors and leave Dorothy and Kansas living in black and white.
Tru-Queer t1_isf778e wrote
Reply to comment by Wodan1 in TIL that Napoleon once gave an ornately decorated tiara (a crown) to the pope with 3345 precious jewels inlaid into it. This was actually intended to be an insult, as the tiara weighed 18 pounds and was too small to fit on a human head. by Specific_Success_875
Hey, so, you like singing and we like the sound of your voice so if you’ll just turn your head and cough, we’ll just snip these right off and get back to worshipping Jesus
Tru-Queer t1_is21m2q wrote
Reply to comment by AshenLibra in TIFU by thinking I could be a pizza delivery driver by AshenLibra
So the first house I rented in college, I was like 20 and it was the literal first night I had moved in. I invited some friends over to hookah and didn’t think anything of it. Set the hookah up on the table and we passed the hose around.
I got up to grab something or use the bathroom or whatever but I tried to step over the hose and misjudged how high up it was and ended up pulling the hookah off the table and that fucking coal of course landed on the carpet and burnt a hole in the floor that never got fixed until I moved out. Had to swallow my pride and let the landlord know the next day because I just felt so bad but it didn’t stop me from hookah-ing in the house, lol.
Tru-Queer t1_iryra2m wrote
That was an adventure.
I could tell you were gonna burn something when you mentioned the hookah because I’ve burnt holes in my carpet before with hookah coals but I wasn’t expecting the rest of the story lol
Tru-Queer t1_je8ap5r wrote
Reply to [Image] The Pale Blue Dot is the only home we’ve ever known. by WalmartWafers
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