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Total-Khaos t1_jdyuvvl wrote
Reply to comment by Hurricane2103 in You can see my stretch marks/pores through my bruise by Hurricane2103
You do not need to explain this to...anyone. The person you replied to has a screw loose. Just ignore that idiot.
Total-Khaos t1_jd0pzsk wrote
Reply to comment by halpnousernames in This packet of eggs came with a sticker regarding the chickens housing welfare due to a new packaging law by HoogerMan
It would be if they named it H3N5.
Total-Khaos t1_jd0psii wrote
Reply to comment by NoahTall1134 in This packet of eggs came with a sticker regarding the chickens housing welfare due to a new packaging law by HoogerMan
Not exactly. Avian flu only comes from wild aquatic birds. If you have free range chickens, they wander about over land that has been a toilet for wild birds flying above it. The free range chickens then wander around in the infected shit and then it transfers to the whole farm. It has been a big nasty problem since January 2022.
Total-Khaos t1_jd0p77v wrote
Reply to comment by gw2master in This packet of eggs came with a sticker regarding the chickens housing welfare due to a new packaging law by HoogerMan
>Funny how factory farms that started this epidemic...
Funny how you post this knowing absolutely nothing about where avian flu even comes from...
>Avian influenza refers to disease in birds caused by infection with avian (bird) influenza (flu) Type A viruses. Avian influenza A viruses have been isolated from more than 100 different species of wild birds around the world. These viruses occur naturally among wild aquatic birds worldwide and can infect domestic poultry and other bird and animal species. Wild aquatic birds include waterbirds (waterfowl) such as ducks, geese, swans, gulls, and terns, and shorebirds, such as storks, plovers, and sandpipers. Wild aquatic birds, especially dabbling ducks, are considered reservoirs (hosts) for avian influenza A viruses. Wild aquatic birds can be infected with avian influenza A viruses in their intestines and respiratory tract, but some species, such as ducks, may not get sick. However, avian influenza A viruses are very contagious among birds, and some of these viruses can sicken and even kill certain domesticated bird species, including chickens, ducks and turkeys.
Total-Khaos t1_jbf69yj wrote
Reply to comment by Arigato_MrRoboto in 'No foul' play in death of Georgia man found wrapped in rug in Baton Rouge by kangarooturd
Be sure you shoot yourself in the back of the head and roll that rug, with you inside it, out a high-rise window before you actually die though. Otherwise, it might look suspicious.
Total-Khaos t1_jalbvpv wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by Emergency-Canary6326
His real name is Dick Fliehr, so seems fitting.
Total-Khaos t1_j8b52yx wrote
Reply to comment by Old_comfy_shoes in Stereoscopic motion parallax of the Moon passing between L1 and the Earth by EmergeHolographic
Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
Total-Khaos t1_j66wiib wrote
Reply to comment by KnightOfTerra in Sky Cinema's programming schedule for 2nd February by KnightOfTerra
I live that life every day too. Like I am living the same day over-and-over again.
Total-Khaos t1_j5xbawi wrote
Reply to comment by PagelessLibrary in Completely Blank Hotel Room Keys by PagelessLibrary
Lotta sex be goin' on...
Total-Khaos t1_iybf2pl wrote
Reply to comment by SweetNeo85 in Salvador Dalí walking his anteater in Paris, 1969. by sotobet0509
Well, were you ever on The Dick Cavett Show? That anteater is more famous than you...
Total-Khaos t1_iy99chy wrote
Reply to comment by SIobbyRobby in This restroom supports both toilet paper directions. by Glades_road
I choose this ugly looking cup a carpenter obviously made instead.
Total-Khaos t1_iy8p0ne wrote
Reply to This Chevron station priced its gas 82¢/gal. lower than the Shell station across the street. by fish_and_chisps
Looks like a closed station that still has old prices up on the sign.
Also, your math needs some checking...
Total-Khaos t1_iy59who wrote
Reply to comment by Juantwizzle in A young girl enjoying a smoke, 1914. by mariusmariuzi
This photo was actually taken in 1928.
>Three year-old Robert Quigley smoking a cigar, Washington DC, 30th August 1928. Quigley apparently started smoking when, as a one year-old on his father's knee, he grabbed his father's pipe and tried smoking it. The boy is also said to drink alcohol and chew tobacco. (Photo by Henry Miller News Picture Service/Archive Photos/Getty Images)
Total-Khaos t1_iy59kpp wrote
Reply to comment by Chrisdkn619 in The name tag on my kid's jacket has lines for 3 names for hand me downs. by sixpackremux
Do they sell kitten mittens too?
Total-Khaos t1_iy5952f wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Took me 37 years, but I did it. by johnbell
Next thing you'll tell me is that you cut individual grapes off their vines with scissors...
Total-Khaos t1_ix745xp wrote
Reply to comment by chestertravis in After five years of use my pizza stone looks like the moon. by chestertravis
I really enjoyed the delivery of your joke. I didn't even have to wait 30 minutes before I got the puns.
Total-Khaos t1_iupt5mo wrote
Reply to comment by Indaflow in Nice Catch! by westondeboer
Don't worry, they normally don't wear shoes.
Total-Khaos t1_ir4bvu9 wrote
Reply to comment by Devil_Demize in [Image]Patience and motivation. by Ok_Chocolate_3480
> from the military where they don't have to pay to get the requirements
This right here is your meal ticket if funds are a problem.
Total-Khaos t1_jdyxeod wrote
Reply to comment by ISBN39393242 in You can see my stretch marks/pores through my bruise by Hurricane2103
>i hope you never second guess donating blood due to looking like you shoot drugs
100% this. OP is saving lives, the other commenter just destroys them.