Total-Caterpillar-21
Total-Caterpillar-21 t1_jaw8r8t wrote
Reply to An American walked her pet cow in Moscow's Red Square. Spoiler alert: Trouble ensued by kangarooturd
Russia can keep both of them.
Total-Caterpillar-21 t1_jaih858 wrote
Reply to Heinz to give new boat to man who survived on ketchup while lost at sea by AlephNaughtPlusOne
Did anyone ask if he maybe is t in a rush to get back on a boat any time soon?
Total-Caterpillar-21 t1_j9c1lsr wrote
“ Don’t worry, we got you on another fight in an hour!”
Total-Caterpillar-21 t1_j5fx8rk wrote
Reply to comment by misdirected_asshole in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up!
Total-Caterpillar-21 t1_j5etr5f wrote
Reply to Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
Just two this time ?
Total-Caterpillar-21 t1_ivgxj5d wrote
Reply to Philadelphia Man Doesn't Recommend Eating 40 Rotisserie Chickens Due to Health Concerns by [deleted]
I was just going to eat them because I’m hungry. Not for my health.
Total-Caterpillar-21 t1_jbd3evf wrote
Reply to Nick Cannon Gives Birth to a New Game Show, Called ‘Who’s Having My Baby?’ by Any-Sir8872
“ No, really guys, I can’t remember “