That's not legal. And with the current economy, jobs here in the States are plentiful.

I am surprised you survived this long in life with how oblivious you are to red flags.

"Burger King is hiring for bouncers starting at $32/hr under the table? Seems legit."

You're supposed to research the position and company you applied for BEFORE going to an interview. This is basic shit.

You're not a maintenance worker, so please don't "check it out". Stay in your lane.

Chuck E Cheese doesn't hire night guards. That's like a McDonalds hiring armed security.

That's fine? I don't remember saying it wasn't.

Kids eventually grow up and contribute to society. Dogs are essentially decade old infants.

Give it back? Dogs are about $10,000 from puppy to grave. That is too much money for somethjng that is essentially a baby for 10-15 years.

Shoulda bought a cat instead...

Make him pay rent/do chores

The fouth dimension is time, so wouldn't a 4Dperson be a time traveller?

Abstaining from masturbation is a bad idea. In the future please don't do things that started out as jokes, but became real once incels got their sticky hands on.

Here in Alton, the stories are that the workers building our bridge refused to go in the water without harpoon guns.

I think of that and the Piasa bird

Where did it say that the monster thing was some sort of demon?

That's not a very good idea. The cabin gives you defenses, a home field advantage, and multiple escape routes. Setting up traps and barricades is also easier in the cabin.

I know, right!

Almost all species of spiders are solitary. It would be weirder for there to be spiders working together.

Trying REALLY hard to sound like you "dun don't care 'bout talkin' good"