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Shot-Spray5935 t1_jd8171d wrote
Reply to Ontario man fails driving test, almost hits 4 people with vehicle before doing burnouts in parking lot: police by AlphaCloudX
So he can drive after all.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_jd4tmdz wrote
Reply to comment by jnmjnmjnm in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
They probably pulled him cuz he was going too slow. The only time you'll see people driving at the speed limit on the QE2 highway is in the middle of a blizzard with near zero visibility and a foot of fresh snow.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_jcptal4 wrote
Reply to comment by brian2funny in Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
Sounds suspect af man. What were they up to in that village? Pedophilia? Necrophilia? Vampire business? Selling Jews to the Nazis for a pack of cigs? I once worked for a Dutchman near Amstelveen when I was in high school. That man was shady and took advantage of me. Never trust a Dutchman.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_jcp4ze6 wrote
Reply to comment by brian2funny in Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
Cuz she was always drunk during the occupation? And always told the Nazis where the Jews were hiding when asked?
Shot-Spray5935 t1_jcowd7w wrote
Reply to comment by Msfracture in Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard
Yeah but that doesn't explain why they chose the life of a criminal?
Shot-Spray5935 t1_jccgvs1 wrote
Reply to comment by The_IT_Dude_ in A tech boss appointed by Italy's prime minister resigned after quoting a speech from fascist dictator Mussolini in an internal email by 777fer
It's a government controlled company. People who are in a position of power there probably get it through nepotism or such. People like that often are the worst, incompetent and arrogant.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_jccggmq wrote
Reply to comment by thisisinsider in A tech boss appointed by Italy's prime minister resigned after quoting a speech from fascist dictator Mussolini in an internal email by 777fer
Why does he want to seek butterflies under the arch of Titus?
Shot-Spray5935 t1_jasz2ii wrote
Reply to comment by Armitage1 in Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos from a group that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar because they won’t stop breeding by DrSkyentist
In Colombia they declared them invasive species
Shot-Spray5935 t1_jas9kn5 wrote
Reply to comment by flossymcwobblestein in National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
Doesn't matter. That piece of advice is useless. When push come to shove you shove your friend/wife/kid/partner towards the bear and run. It's a wild world baby.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_jac2rkl wrote
Reply to comment by Donohoed in Vatican to hold exorcist training course after ‘rise in possessions’ by ProofOfPlasticity
That's only in Sicily Italy will have millions upon millions. A true crisis.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_jac0x2b wrote
Reply to comment by moses420bush in Yikes, the U.S. is Now Using Facial Recognition Rigged Drones for Special Ops: If you're on America's shit list, bad news: a flying robot that can recognize your face may soon be coming after you. by Tough_Gadfly
Aryan race detection drone.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j9vycgn wrote
Reply to comment by sooprvylyn in Almost 40% of domestic tasks could be done by robots ‘within decade’ by altmorty
First they'll do the chores for the rich. We'll wait 10 years before we can get a lousy robot to do the dishes.
Personally I will wait for a robot that looks like Scarlett Johansson.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j9pnpwj wrote
Reply to comment by jordantask in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
More like intradepartmental
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j9p0ja1 wrote
Reply to comment by Nightie_Whities in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
Most certainly not interspecies. A guy and a pig.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j9lt0og wrote
Reply to comment by pm_me_construction in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
So he cured her back pain and her chest pain. Not the subsequent heartache though.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j9jhfkb wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Who ratted him out? Disgusting.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j9jhdm3 wrote
Reply to comment by rugbat in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
>before leaving she gave Dr Onyekpe a piece of paper with her telephone number on it
Apparently it did
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j9jgwlo wrote
Reply to comment by izzy-springbolt in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Hello there my name is dr Buttmuncher. What are you doing this weekend?
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j95aaed wrote
That doesn't make any sense. You're supposed to turn a profit with child labor that's the whole idea of employing kids. Why does it cost 15k per child? They should make the kids work harder.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j95a3wp wrote
Now he just needs a fine lady who loves putting icecubes in her mouth.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j8r3xfs wrote
Reply to A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
>He has since apologized for what he called his "disgraceful act," but also further criticized Huester's work and asked for "a certain understanding at least for the reasons why this happened."
I apologize to absolutely fucking nobody!
>That's when he started talking about her most recent review of his production of Dutch Mountain at the Nederlands Dans Theater in The Hague
Okay but there are no fucking mountains in the Netherlands people. It's all flat as a pancake there. What is this BS opera about? Those people are crazy maniacs.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j8r3nzh wrote
Reply to comment by wednesdaytwelve in A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
I dunno it was all in German.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j7v9ua4 wrote
Reply to comment by DNA2020 in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
Kick them out of the ocean.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j7v9mss wrote
Reply to comment by SmokinJunipers in Killer whale moms are still supporting their adult sons — and it's costing them by RestSnorlax
That's what happens when you remove borders between oceans and allow those Indian ocean and South China Sea guys swim around.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_jdziifx wrote
Reply to comment by Jamie___May in Residents flog landlord publicly after being caught in bed with tenant’s second wife by nimobo
>The suspect inherited the deceased, identified as Milca
Looks like he wanted to take his newly acquired inheritance out for a spin
>a 37-year-old Kenyan man was arrested after a 48-year-old woman he inherited following the death of her husband, died while they were having sexual intercourse in the bush.
But unfortunately Milca proved not to be very durable.
>Milca died mysteriously and the suspect carried her body and partially buried it in the sand.
Amen