There’s plenty of work here that needs doing. So much that you could run a one-man show and be your own boss. Join the Cleveland Park listserv to browse the variety of carpentry jobs that homeowners are searching for. Also, word-of-mouth can carry you really far in DC/Northern VA so it‘s in your best interest to put your best work out there as much as possible.

Benning Road SE…but yeah, a bad hit & run for sure. The bike was dragged to who knows where and the guy’s left ankle was definitely broken.

Street park it overnight…free parking 10pm-7am. Street park it along the Mall in the daytime as well…best spots are on 3rd Street SW/NW and Maryland Avenue.

This is the best advice, but Echostage is a different beast. I would only recommend doing it in a group, but the best place to easily catch an Echostage uber is to walk north on Queens Chapel into the residential parts of Langdon around Evarts/Franklin Street. And I’d also suggest to NEVER request a ride on the southside at Bladensburg or New York Avenue after a show because you’re gonna wait a while and pay big $$$ for it.

You’re not nerdy enough for this party.