Get outta here with your rationality. Laws against bad things = good. Full stop, no need for any thinking beyond what can fit on a bumper sticker. Get with the program.

Everyone at my job had a pair of Lacrosse boots when I got there. Six months later every pair was replaced with other brands because they fell apart. Guess their quality has gotten worse.

Pretty sure I couldn’t focus on sex and math at the same time. If I tried this the sex would just stop.