Professor-Clegg
Professor-Clegg t1_jci3bqw wrote
Reply to comment by BullettoothTony- in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Hmmm, I could use one wish for an exorbitant sum of money... or I could spend all 3 on bottomless whiskey bottles and then try to turn it into a business.
Professor-Clegg t1_jci2r81 wrote
Reply to comment by Khromm in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Yeah, cause long straws don’t exist.
Professor-Clegg t1_jci2l4s wrote
Reply to comment by infinit9 in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Yeah, fuck wishing for free endless electricity and a whisky business already in place with free supply, instead just get these bottles and build the rest yourself. Good thinking skip!
Professor-Clegg t1_jci1lne wrote
Reply to comment by JBluehawk21 in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
“For my second wish I’d like half of a fair amount of money”
“For my third wish I’d like the other half of a fair amount of money”
Wow, you’re pretty clever! That big brain of yours isn’t just a hat rack!
Professor-Clegg t1_j9s39i4 wrote
Reply to A man went into a tobacco store by Henroriro_XIV
Tobacconists sell condoms?
Professor-Clegg t1_j9qkw32 wrote
Reply to comment by ankylon in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
The poll is from a German company. I know it’s convenient for the western narrative to believe that nobody in Russia likes Putin and that he rules out of fear, but they actually have a free press over there and Putin has over the past 23 years made massive improvements to Russia’s economy. It was Yeltsin that was a complete disaster. Most people are quite satisfied with Putin.
Professor-Clegg t1_j9nbiik wrote
Reply to comment by Harsimaja in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
It’s interesting that we here in the west don’t think we’re generally brainwashed.
Professor-Clegg t1_j9nbd88 wrote
Reply to comment by gibbonsgerg in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Statista is a western polling company.
Professor-Clegg t1_j9nascj wrote
Reply to comment by kaldrein in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Maybe he’s just better informed than most westerners.
Professor-Clegg t1_j9na1rz wrote
Actually Putin has massive popular support in Russia - over 80%.
Biden’s approval rate is 46% which is the highest he’s had in a year.
Trump’s average approval rating was 41%
Rishi Sunak’s approval rating is 22%
Olaf Shcoltz’s approval rating is 55%
Macron’s approval rating is 34%
Justin Trudeau’s approval rating is 43%
I get that it’s a joke, but it reflects that western perceptions just aren’t based in reality.
Sources:
https://www.statista.com/statistics/896181/putin-approval-rating-russia/
Professor-Clegg t1_j242n7e wrote
Uh oh, the CIA is getting ready to invade Iran and they’re softening us up for it on social media.
Professor-Clegg t1_j1je2fb wrote
I don’t get it
Professor-Clegg t1_ivw50v1 wrote
Plenty of rivers flowing down hills.
Professor-Clegg t1_jci43w7 wrote
Reply to comment by infinit9 in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
I see that. The joke is that the drifter is an idiot.