Don't ever click unsubscribe if you didn't actually subscribe there in the first place. The only thing you are doing is showing spammers that someone is actually reading it at the other end and that it wasn't filtered.

someone was trying to undo the root beer, by squareing it? ;D

I heard that is what they use in Gitmo to crack villains, one bite and you waterboard yourself with your own hands to get the taste out.