Use daddy’s details and open an account to trade on margin. $5 on 0TDE sweet futures please 100x leverage

You lost?

You will never guess the bottom, if your long everything’s discounted at the mo. Pick your dividend paying stocks

Switzerland couldn’t have got “more expensive” :)

How many 50bps hikes can you count with the count? 1, 2, 3, 4 Ha Ha 5, 6, 7, 8 Ha Ha.

Cent OS is free :) I wasn’t even aware Linux tried to list. Redhat and cloudlinux are the only commercialised versions

Apart from running almost every internet server globally ever..

I’ve heard tales of a “peaks” in books about clear air and oceans. But alas I have never seen one myself

Sir, would you like to store your luggage while you wait?

Wtf should have seen this early, CALL on SPY. Only up from here

Meta50 get it trending, Short the stock :)

“Only been used for mining for 10,000 hours. Atleast 1 weeks use left on them”

BP should rocket 🚀 Tuesday

Does everyone not feel it was a Zuck vanity project “I will create the new Facebook” board was like “omg Zuck, let me toss your salad”…. Then the project went way out of control and the board was to buried in his ass to realised they just rinsed all the free cash flow and suddenly cash is expensive and what he created looks like leisure suite Larry

There is no risk, you just delete the app. This guys ☝️huh

“Who you gonna sue? Fedbusters”