Almost got into a fist fight with two strippers at scores because they thought I snuck a guy in the stall (I was alone).

Watched a drunk couple in their 50s actively punching each other on the boardwalk while, no one tried help. Broad daylight.

Found a couple of bags of coke under a toilet seat at the show boat.

Back when you couldn’t drink after 10pm people found really interesting places to stash their booze on their bodies so they could continue the party.

287. It’s either 55 mph or 100 no in between

It’s a pretty short loop it makes around the airport. I’ve never had any issues. I’ve had more trouble with the airport shuttle that takes you around the terminals. Waited over an hour and a half to get from parking to AA, it’s literally A,B,C.

This is not south Jersey.

I second the Marriott. Shuttle runs for free to the hotel. Spend the night, grab your car in the morning.

Long Branch has 1 of 2 Meaderies in the state. It’s nice to check out. But otherwise the shore is dead this time of year.

Edit: “this time of year” referring to off season. Season usually meaning Memorial Day weekend forward to Labor Day.

That’s awesome. Most of us cannot afford two million dollar starter homes. Big flex

It’s def cheaper than buying on the island but I’m guessing over a million on a move in ready house might not qualify as “not too expensive”.

There’s nothing in the West for under $600k unless it’s a lot or Sandy damaged