> If I go to Vegas and spend my whole check at the slots are you going to cry for me when I can't pay my rent?

I'm not gonna cry, but I do feel bad for people who can't seem to help themselves with gambling, other addiction, or even just general stupidity. People have serious problems with willpower, in many different ways.

Then the casinos design themselves to take as much advantage of that lack of willpower as they can.

That said, I don't blame anyone for not feeling bad for these people. Plenty of things to feel bad about and I can't feel bad for everyone.

iirc this was a plot in a Flight of the Conchords episode.

Might want to start a bit smaller unless you have a way to seriously change human nature or make resources limitless.

> woke up drinking in the wrong lane.

Your cousin might have a problem if he drinks while sleep driving

Which male and which female?

That's kind of critically important, bro.