That’s nuts!

Shhhhhh! You will blow his secret life beyond the grave.

Tongue tornado for the win

This is what I was going to ask

Maybe so, but in that case bullets don’t kill people, severe blood loss is cause of death.

I give you a camera, go shoot someone

But without the gun, the bullet is almost impossible to fire successfully.

Sautéed potatoes

Mine runs 5 minutes late, all day, every day. Not precise at any point of the day.

Shrek got his wish for human form.

These will not work too well in my opinion, if only for the fact that I know how filthy the tracks get from the oils/dirt that is deposited on the tracks. I live adjacent to a railway and they are filthy all the time.

It would take a lot of maintenance to keep them clean.

I use my hand with the fingers spread out like you would scratch the top of your head and you have a crazy itch.

Rotate your wrist rapidly for maximum effect.

Alternatively, just splash the water about as the tap is running

Here we go again……

This is why I have a magnet at the ready, I tilted nothing.

It’s also Americanised too with the spelling of recognised.

Sausage party

Could they not find a decimal place?

We talking 5L paint cans here aren’t we?

Just say “that’s nice”

You do realise these are only crisps don’t you?

Well they were about the right height for your average 6 year old to see them at eye level on the shelf.

No way, everyone is gonna see this porno without warning.

The answer is in the question

You never know, it’s the first time I have seen them whilst being here so they may expand further a field.