yes. have you ever read Dracula?

"You know garlic flowers repel me, right? Not garlic bulbs?"

this is just a more powerful Death Note, is it not?

since it can do more than just plain kill people?

still good story!

I was just re-reading this. a golden denarius would make sense, or perhaps a silver drachma. but I'm pretty sure gold drachmae specifically are only from PJO.

not only is this untrue for me (since it's only half past 12 post meridian in my time zone), that's also not how language works! "in a year" means "since one year ago." and it's unlikely that someone hasn't showered at all over a span of time of one year.

we must have different dialects. to me it just means "huh. neat!"

that's not normally what "who knew" means, but yes. you're correct.

huh, who knew?

where are you getting that statistic from?

yes. like 95% of the human population, I am in a country other than the states.

... bloody hell. that's fucking good.

what's a waffle house?

oh yeah, I forgot about that kid!

really? I know she adopted Erichthonius, the charioteer constellation, but actual kids?

more likely her theoretical kids' powers would be like "good cook," and "can calm people down."

but those kids wouldn't exist, since like I said. she is one of the only noted beings not controlled by the goddess of love. she asked to never be married and simply tend the hearth. the one person who we know of to ever try and have relations with her is a minor god named Priapus, and he was chased off for trying to r*pe her.

so the power set isn't really the problem here, it's the fact that the person who has it does not and never will exist.

uhm... Hestia. one of only three entities Aphrodite explicitly has no power over.

that Hestia?