While you were all looking in awe, your uncle didn’t actually sever his thumb at the knuckle. In fact, what you saw was the top half of one thumb and the bottom half of the other thumb. Interestingly enough, your grandpa l employed similar visual trickery involving the thumb when saying “I got your nose”. I hope this clears up a few things for those who possess skills of deduction that are inferior to my own.

When jeans were that baggy, nobody would know if you skipped every leg day and Justin still had skinny arms. I looked exactly the same at the time… but just saying. Haha

This picture doesn’t show that at all, unless you’re a victim of very strong confirmation bias.

This seems nonsensical, but it actually hit me hard. It might just be right.