Mode-Klutzy

Mode-Klutzy t1_jedr4b6 wrote

Reply to Not a wizard by this logic by OmegaBoi420

I’ve woken up many times like “oh shit” ya know? But then I look at my clock and it’s within a minute of when I needed to wake up. I recall setting my alarm but it somehow was never set. Thanks apple. More like, Crapple

Not to mention. I’ve sometimes had to wake up like an hour or so prior to pee, yet I don’t miss it!

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Mode-Klutzy t1_iuj223p wrote

Reply to comment by chonk_fox89 in TIFU by telling them one of pictures on their dating profile looked like they were forcing a fart. by chonk_fox89

Lol, brings me back to when I went to Spencer’s for the first time 😂. I was never embarrassed, just slightly like cringed or barely grossed when I went to the back wall. You know the back wall… heck, nowadays (back like 3 years ago til now) I can walk in there with my mother and feel no embarrassment or weirded out. We crack jokes for literally like 5 minutes and go find something stupid and funny for a cousin’s birthday/holiday present (don’t worry, my family is like this, I’m just sharing the story when I’m with my mother because it seems like most teens and early 20’s hate being seen in public with their mother/parents). I’m that kind of guy who is comfortable literally almost anywhere. What hurts me/makes me sad is that of everyone I know, there’s only one girl I can literally basically do what you did with your friends. Others seem to opt out. I don’t know why though 🤷‍♂️

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Mode-Klutzy t1_iucqsbx wrote

Reply to TIFU by stashing p00pouri in my backpack by slightly_sad_apple

Anyone with any experience of SIBO please let me know… been fighting this very gradually linearity intensifying battle for about a year now. Gone from averaging 7.5 hours a night’s sleep per week to now a rock bottom of what feels like 5.5-6 hours a night. What drags my avg down is 1 or 2 nights I get maybe 4 hours give or take a half hour. My bathroom walls somehow aren’t psycho inducingly boring yet. But yeah, op I sure feel for you. Don’t worry about stinking up a bathroom. Hell, I’d sit bare ass naked on the side of a highway dropping 5 pounds and all I know is that I can’t help it. It’s not like I didn’t skip a rest stop, shit happens literally. By no means are you a “jerk” in any way for smell, you can’t control when you have to go. Others should feel sympathetic for the battle you constantly face.

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Mode-Klutzy t1_itfr6xw wrote

Reply to TIFU by confessing to my girlfriend that I wasn't actually a virgin by throwway_1768

If some kind soul could explain to me, why is virginity such a relationship turner? Why would someone just 180 on someone if they were/weren’t a virgin? But let’s just say no lies we’re possibly included. Is it the whole experience thing? How’s someone supposed to get experience if either they’re with someone who is also brand new or someone which the wits just 180s and bails?

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Mode-Klutzy t1_itfn0cy wrote

Reply to comment by DowDoverDoi in TIFU by fighting back when my sister attacked me by throwaway98271673

I may be an only child, but I feel like I can chip in my 2 cents with my observations of the stereotypical scenarios are only as follows: you are the youngest and you are always believed by parents, or vice versa and you are always seen as the “annoying little one”. Sadly I don’t believe there’s often a middle ground. Now obviously from how everyone reacted, the eldest in this argument should easily be seen as immature and 200% at fault. She did not handle the situation well at all, nor (from the sounds of her past “act outs/records”) the past either.

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