American asphalt hellscape

Yes, that part of the law is pretty clear, though all the other parts aren’t

to be fair though coke is just better

sus, war, mid, cum, cap

Well missing Jury duty would be far worse than missing the first day, e-mail your teachers and explain the situation so that they know you have no choice on not being in class

Speedrunning six years in one challenge (impossible)

wouldn't be another state, I'd be going to Canada

The vast majority of guns are bought legally, and get stolen from idiots who don’t know how to lock them in a safe or coincidentally “disappear” in a boating accident and 500 dollars magically end up in the owner’s bank account shortly afterwards

Less gun ownership = less guns overall

It says right there: it’ll kill the bugs but not the eggs, trees are not gonna be getting that cold so the eggs will survive, if the eggs couldn’t survive a few days in winter these bugs would’ve been extinct millennia ago

That’s a bit of a pessimistic view of life

On average a clown makes 70,000 dollars a year and here you are doing it for free

yeah my bad, was too blurry to read on the second pass

I thought it said gobble gobble lay on the throttle

we fucked up by slowing down more nuclear energy development, it needed to have replaced fossil fuel energy sources yesterday