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Maleficent-Ad-2216 t1_jc3qdeo wrote on March 13, 2023 at 8:37 PM

Reply to What do you call morning wood that wakes you up? by FunnyGoNow

Cellmate

Maleficent-Ad-2216 t1_jaemmam wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:50 PM

Reply to How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb? by GrumpyCatStevens

1 to change it into a meth pipe

Maleficent-Ad-2216 t1_jad83of wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:30 PM

Reply to Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

And the opponent has committed suicide by tying his hands behind his back and shooting himself twice in the back of the head.

Maleficent-Ad-2216 t1_j1ketpa wrote on December 25, 2022 at 2:00 AM

Reply to I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii

Oh its probably this handkerchief i spilled chloroform on smell it and see 😈