My understanding is that Luke was a fuckhead (with a history of fuckery per a friend who knew him) that had a mental break and Alex was just in the wrong place.

Not Forbes in Monroeville – they tried sewing up my 5-year-old brother's face by tying him down, apparently without pain relief.

UPMC East said my mother was 'faking' an ovarian cyst and were ignoring her in the ER by the time I showed up (she can be dramatic if her kids are sick, but you could tell she was in real pain). I shouldn't have to advocate for her to be admitted.

This guy is great and this video makes me want to get one for lunch.

I got one way back when it started (2016?) and loved it. I was also very homesick. I think it 'combats' many of the complaints people have about it tbh.

When they were developing Mr Yuk, they wanted to use something like a skull and crossbones but kids saw it and though "cool pirates" so they went with stink face instead

Because they probably live/work in the neighborhood? It’s a really nice thing to have.

And he also took his morphine for the day!

(kidding!)

snow mvp striking again

Crap as in fast food compared to the usual stuff. I like the joke.

lol welcome?

They need to turn on the lines and deal with the basement.

My apartment has been cold as fuck but I’m not about to give shit to the maintenance guys on Christmas. That said, they’ve been historically responsive to stuff.

Contacting local news isn't a bad idea unfortunately

This is incredibly illegal regardless of the persons age or health status

Portland, Oregon has Tillamook Crossing that is only bus, bike, and walking and it got me to walk to work.

Titty Sphinx!

In general, the metallic alerts will be the more/most serious things but aren't always increasing (bronze and silver could be 'equally' bad).

When I worked at a zoo, bronze/silver/gold were an escaped animal in increasing severity (gold = a lion is fucking OUT and roaming)