Been a long time since I heard someone say they were proud of Ohio....

Because 160 would be too many!

Is it wrong that I want to put you behind a desk, and force you to paint these for 120 hours a week, every week, until the day you die? Selling them at $7.99 per piece.

YESSSSS!!!! CAPITALISM GROWS!!!! I SHALL MAKE MONEY DOING NOTHING BUT EXPLOITING THE LIVES AND TALENT OF CREATIVE PEOPLE!!! I SHALL GROW RICH STEPPING ON THE TALENT OF THOSE BELOW ME AS I TAKE ALL THE CREDIT!!!!

........Did I do it? Did I American right?

Aquaman is such sn ignored character. He's been fighting north korea and disarming their nuclear attacks for decades, and nobody even seems to notice......

Morgan Freeman needs to narrate the movie adaptation.

"And so off into the city they went, to see if they could find where their human goes all day. Now one might think that two animals roaming the city might be dangerous for these animals, and one would be right. Dangerous it would be, as there were many adventures and misadventures around every corner of the big city. I'd like to tell you that our heros immediately found their human, and all was well. I'd LIKE to be able to tell you that, but alas our story is just beginning."

No, this was just a Tuesday, and they later realized "hey, you know you guys had a similar shot as kids?"